Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 1996 - 20.00 GMT tonight (01/04)

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Tischlampe said:
Buttertart to confirm. Personally I think ms. Switzerland was up there?
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I thought the Icelandic woman was okay, but she had the look of a one off character in a 90s BBC sitcom whose casting notes just said 'slag'.
I suppose Ginag (39) was alright, but she's one of those women like Madonna or Kylie who's so gay friendly that you can't find them attractive without questioning your sexuality.
 
Between this debacle and my ex-flatmate impulsively sinking £50 on Animal Crossing only to complain 'Nothing's fucking happening, I played for four hours today and all I did was give a dog some peaches!' it's not been a good day for VoReccomendations.
 
VoR said:
Between this debacle and my ex-flatmate impulsively sinking £50 on Animal Crossing only to complain 'Nothing's fucking happening, I played for four hours today and all I did was give a dog some peaches!' it's not been a good day for VoReccomendations.
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I'd rather have spent £50 feeding a computer game dog than spent my evening watching that.
 
VoR said:
Between this debacle and my ex-flatmate impulsively sinking £50 on Animal Crossing only to complain 'Nothing's fucking happening, I played for four hours today and all I did was give a dog some peaches!' it's not been a good day for VoReccomendations.
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I'm really hoping I get to start the daily thread tomorrow so I can call it 'Thursday gives a dog some peaches'.
 
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Of course Ooh Aah went on to become a UK #1 and one of the best selling Eurovision singles ever worldwide. She would even have a not too insubstantial post Eurovision career. I seem to recall she tried to enter again in the noughties.
 
Ag said:
Of course Ooh Aah went on to become a UK #1 and one of the best selling Eurovision singles ever worldwide. She would even have a not too insubstantial post Eurovision career. I seem to recall she tried to enter again in the noughties.
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She lost to Javine and Jordan

 
dmlaw said:
I don't really remember the Icelandic woman's charms. I'd watch it again to check, except that would involve watching it again.
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Charms is a strong word. She looks like she's worked her way up through the working men's club circuit.

A rumour I just made up has it that she was halfway through giving a handjob to a sound engineer when she was called on stage to perform. "Sorry kidda, duty calls" She trilled in a thick Stoke accent, before wiping her palm against her top, flicking the stub of her Silk Cut Silver towards a nearby bin, and surreptitiously adjusting herself as she went out to assault Europe with one of the most godless pieces of shite ever written.
 
I seem to have wiped that from memory. :D

For some reason I thought she tried with Danni Minogue B-side 'Tonight's the Night'
 
I saw Gina G LIVE in Leeds premier gay nightclub circa 2006, when she was promoting this comeback effort that somehow reached the heady heights of #57 in the UK charts.

 
I wonder if she still gets much in the way of royalties from Ooh Aah. She's one of those where you really hope she had the sense to get into PROPERTY while the money was flowing
 
Penelope said:
I wonder if she still gets much in the way of royalties from Ooh Aah. She's one of those where you really hope she had the sense to get into PROPERTY while the money was flowing
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Wasn't she Robotboy's landlady?
 
Penelope said:
I wonder if she still gets much in the way of royalties from Ooh Aah. She's one of those where you really hope she had the sense to get into PROPERTY while the money was flowing
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:D

She did! She was Robotboy's (evil) landlady for years!
 
And now I've found myself watching Iceland AGAIN, it's hypnotic in its awfulness. It's like if somebody sends you a video of a child being struck by lightning. You know it's horrible and will give you nightmares for the next month, but there's that gnawing masochism inside you that makes you watch it again just to check if it's as bad as you remember.
 
The tea on Ms G

RobotBoy said:
We never have much to do with her. She lives in LA but we get the occasional email. Last time the flat was painted she came round with her sister to do it herself. Seriously, she's so tight fisted.

She doesn't own a string of properties or anything though, just this one which used to be her home when she lived in London. She IS married to a millionaire though. He's hot too. What a bitch.
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Ag said:
Send links. The Zoom wank isn't going well. Need inspiration.
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Inspiration? Right, I'll see if dmlaw, Indie and Ron fancy filming a heterosexual four-way where instead of having wild sex we just play darts and swap anecdotes about shed building. If they take off we'll start charging but the first one's free.
 
ButterTart said:
Inspiration? Right, I'll see if dmlaw, Indie and Ron fancy filming a heterosexual four-way where instead of having wild sex we just play darts and swap anecdotes about shed building. If they take off we'll start charging but the first one's free.
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Is there scoring?
 
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