Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 2010 - 20.00 GMT tonight (03/04)

[Lucille]

I'M FINE.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm all for letting the YTS girl have a go at reading the results but for fuck's sake Turkey, Europe is watching.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me, this Norwegian presenter is SEVERE. Disdainful and matronly isn't what I want from a pan-European festival of excess.

 

[Madison]

The totals from the seven Moopy votes (excluding Suomi's 1 point) are:

1. Iceland (61)
2. Germany (51)
3. Albania (42)
4. Moldova (40)
5. Denmark (24)
6. Turkey (23)
=7. Armenia (21)
=7. France (21)
9. Serbia (20)
=10. Greece (18)
=10. Romania (18)
12. Ukraine (17)
13. Georgia (13)
14. Israel (8)
=15. Ireland (6)
=15. Russia (6)
=17. Azerbaijan (5)
=17. Bosnia & Herzegovina (5)
19. Belgium (4)
20. Cyprus (2)
=21. Belarus (0)
=21. Norway (0)
=21. Portugal (0)
=21. Spain (0)
=21. United Kingdom (0)

 

[Lucille]

The polish people, from POLAND!

 

[ButterTart]

The polish people, from POLAND!

Am I quite far ahead? I'm on Finland now.

 

[Suomi]

Was that a shot of Lena getting a severe telling off!?

 

[Soldi]

What a lovely McDonalds in Helsinki

 

[Lucille]

I mean I'm not surprised Lena won considering what it was up against, as much as I'd prefer Iceland, but it's a bit Kate Nash B-Side, and definitely lacking in GLAMOUR.

 

[Madison]

Eurocow again!

 

[Madison]

I mean I'm not surprised Lena won considering what it was up against, as much as I'd prefer Iceland, but it's a bit Kate Nash B-Side, and definitely lacking in GLAMOUR.

Have you seen her cover of "Foundations"?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh FUCK OFF PORTUGAL.

 

[Lucille]

Have you seen her cover of "Foundations"?

NO THANKS.

 

[Lucille]

QUIET QUEEN.

 

[Soldi]

12 TO SPAIN? DEAF BASTARDS!

 

[Madison]

This is a distasteful reminder of the fireworks disaster. People all over the Netherlands triggered.

 

[Madison]

"Azerbaijan gives 12 points to... Azerbaijan"

 

[Dark Carnival]

how is what possible?

I DON'T KNOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

how is what possible?

oh! Romania giving out Romania's points AND performing tonight!

 

[Madison]

This spokesperson has no soul. Dead behind the yes.

 

[Soldi]

This spokesperson has no soul. Dead behind the yes.

Most of them are!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Denmark is cute!!

 

[Madison]

Stop slouching Bryan Rice.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Denmark is cute!!

Oh God I want to fuck him

 

[Lucille]

HI ICELAND!

 

[Dark Carnival]

HI ICELAND!

You're behind, love.

 

[Lucille]

I just skipped ahead 3 mins!

Sorry, I was dealing with the CHILDREN.

Can't believe Iceland are only on 19 points!

 

[Lucille]

Put down the SEKT Lena.

 

[Madison]

Shall we skip to 3:05:00 so that it ends when 1999 begins?

 

[Soldi]

She’s PISSED AS A FART

 

[Lucille]

Fuck it I did!

 

[Dark Carnival]

ok

 

[Madison]

.

 

[Lucille]

She stumbled through the first perf!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Macedonia now

 

[Madison]

Okay, I'm at the Macedonia votes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Germany are so ahead, it's not even close!

 

[Soldi]

What is that backdrop

 

[Lucille]

Surely they can call it for Germany now, or do we have to hear ALL the votes?

 

[Suomi]

Oh hi Slovakia