Eurovision Rewatch: Rome 1991 (30/05 20:00)

[COB]

Hide your colourful cocktails and Kylie tickets boys, here she is!

 

[dmlaw]

Oh thank BITCHTITS FOR CAROL

There's a phrase that has never been said before.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I KNOW THIS ONE!!!

 

[Iguana]

Is she like the Swedish Lulu?

 

[Penelope]

Is she like the Swedish Lulu?

Worse - the Swedish SATAN!

 

[COB]

How can she hate gays with those two behind her

 

[D5K]

How old was she here?

 

[Penelope]

You'd really never know she'd killed five on the way to the concert hall

 

[Iguana]

Worse - the Swedish SATAN!

 

[COB]

You'd really never know she'd killed five on the way to the concert hall

She was in a hurry okay, who hasn't been there and really it's THEIR fault for being in the way

 

[ButterTart]

Hagtits really has been matronly since birth.

 

[dmlaw]

It feels very wrong to be enjoying this, but after the parade of 6/10 (at best) entries, it feels very right.

 

[Madison]

If I were Hannibal Lector, I would definitely be targeting the saxophonist for dinner.

 

[Penelope]

A live Margaret Thatcher no doubt at home at the time, muttering away to herself and Denis that she "does like this Carol one"

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland
30 Malta
65 Greece
70 Switzerland
35 Austria
55 Luxembourg
98 Sweden

 

[ButterTart]

She's a look of Anthea Turner in long shots. Someone give her a Flake so I can run a comparison.

 

[Penelope]

07 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland
00 Malta
08 Greece
03 Switzerland
05 Austria
09 Luxembourg
11 Sweden

 

[D5K]

OMG this is the Mr Naef bit?!

 

[Penelope]

Monsieur Naef!

 

[dmlaw]

That was definitely the Italian for technical problem. I wonder what happened.

 

[Suomi]

Omg they’re stopping the contest because they say that can’t be topped

 

[COB]

"What's that sa- talk to the audience?! Oh god this is ALWAYS death..."

 

[D5K]

It feels very wrong to be enjoying this, but after the parade of 6/10 (at best) entries, it feels very right.

Totally this

 

[Penelope]

OMG time for the emergency sultry gem

 

[Penelope]

Get ready to WHIFF your SOUKS LADIES!

 

[VoR]

Adam Buxton has kinda ruined this one for me

 

[Iguana]

She's very STRIKING

 

[dmlaw]

I don't know why Tunisia never took part in the contest again after this entry.

 

[D5K]

I wonder how the result would have gone if France ended the run of bland entries, rather than Sweden

 

[dmlaw]

QUITE BIG TITS.

 

[Iguana]

Poor love with sinus issues

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think this is the first time I have been so in favour of french nonsense. This is my fave so far.

 

[Tisch]

Get ready to WHIFF your SOUKS LADIES!

This is more than a WHIFF it's a full on DOUSE. It's DIVINE.

 

[Penelope]

MESMERING

07 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland
00 Malta
08 Greece
03 Switzerland
05 Austria
09 Luxembourg
11 Sweden
11 France

 

[COB]

TAKE IT OFF!

Oh, she just did.

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland
30 Malta
65 Greece
70 Switzerland
35 Austria
55 Luxembourg
98 Sweden
85 France

 

[Iguana]

02 Yugoslavia
06 Iceland
07 Malta
09 Greece
08 Switzerland
07 Austria
08 Luxembourg
09 Sweden
11 France

 

[D5K]

I see the Eurovision Again twitter account has just shamelessly (and deliberately) revealed the whole result

 

[Tisch]

TAKE IT OFF!

Oh, she just did.

The best reveal since Sasha Velour's

 

[Iguana]

This postcard is not exactly endearing me to Turkey