Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[D5K]

Hang on, Destiny appears tonight when her actual senior Eurovision entry was a 2016 castoff?

 

[Suomi]

Does Alla hate Ms Suomi?

 

[Raining on Me]

It really isn't a myth, 2016 isn't a contest, it's the lifecycle of a DREAM GOD

 

[Penelope]

Chiara is now BLACK and SIXTEEN

Honestly, she'll find ANY WAY to get into the contest that one

 

[D5K]

The FIRST and ONLY time Destiny graced the senior Eurovision stage.

Nah, she'll be back in 2021 and at least one additional year too.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I am not ready for this.

 

[Soldi]

Omg LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE TIME

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God, I'd love to go to the Malta, thanks!

Oh, for Junior Eurovision? Sorry, I've got a thing that weekend.

 

[Soldi]

I am not ready for this.

DEEP BREATHS darling

 

[Dark Carnival]

Even Douwe Bob?

YES EVEN THAT

 

[COB]

Please don't interrupt me again

 

[Soldi]

The FIRST and ONLY time Destiny graced the senior Eurovision stage.

!

 

[win_the_game]

Omg LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE TIME

I forgot all about this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

LOVE LOVE PISS PISS

 

[AlgoAlex]

Does Alla hate Ms Suomi?

Yes he resents him

 

[Alla]

This is EPIC.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck! Love, Love, Peace, Peace!

 

[Dark Carnival]

YUM

 

[dmlaw]

This is the real douze of the evening.

 

[AlgoAlex]

FUCK YESSSSSSS

 

[Soldi]

I’m going to DIEEE

 

[Soldi]

OMG

 

[Lucille]

Omg THAT drummer.

 

[Soldi]

EDIN

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG MORE HOT MEN

 

[Dark Carnival]

And one for Madame Zu!

 

[Beverley]

DIE CHIPMUNK DIE

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK OFF RYBAK

 

[Soldi]

Not THIS CUNT FUCK OFF RYBAK

 

[ButterTart]

And fucking Rybak has to come along and make things just a little bit shitter.

 

[Dark Carnival]

VIOLET DILDO

 

[Lucille]

ARMS.

 

[Soldi]

 

[COB]

The middle drummer will always be my douze points

 

[win_the_game]

The STATE of Rybak! Has he been shooting up?

 

[Penelope]

Oh, who HASN'T heard of the kvinnaböske by now?

 

[Soldi]

Let’s the song begin with PASSION

 

[Alla]

Yes he resents him

I only hear of him in these dramas every time we vote here, so hardly.

I'm too busy writing a fascinating bio for my Kalavision artist, sorry.

 

[Lucille]

OMG Mans stop it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

LOVE LOVE PEACE