Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just sent Kala my song. I think I included most things he asked for - the anal swab I was in too minds about, and a lock of hair from my first-born son was impossible because all of my children were born with Alopecia.

cool.

 

[win_the_game]

I went to Māns' post-Eurovision win gig in Heaven and as you can probably guess from this it was one of the most grindingly uninspiring and aggressively heterosexual experiences of my life. Literally ALL THE SCHLAGER HITS turned into FUCKING COLDPLAY SONGS

He so wants to be a REAL MUSIC STRAIGHT. You're a Eurovision winner and forever gay wank fantasy. That's all you'll ever be - just accept it.

 

[D5K]

With the incentive of the BETTER VOTING SYSTEM this may be our biggest rewatch yet.

Fuck that, I think we should skip the voting and move to a drunk rewatch of EUROVISION 2016

 

[VoR]

I went to Māns' post-Eurovision win gig in Heaven and as you can probably guess from this it was one of the most grindingly uninspiring and aggressively heterosexual experiences of my life. Literally ALL THE SCHLAGER HITS turned into FUCKING COLDPLAY SONGS

He performed at the Australian NF this year, during the dress rehearsal the hosts asked him how it felt to still be performing Heroes all over the world. He deadpanned 'Boring'.

 

[Alla]

Someone did a playlist of the Swedish medley earlier FYI

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1C1pleo0o6zU6W4vD7godc?si=mRqcq0JsTZGdO8UKefMvJA

I hope they included Cotton Eye Joe, because it's a travesty Rednex weren't there.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I know the results and the new voting makes me feel anxious.

 

[Soldi]

@Madison the Soviet Union flag for Penelope!

 

[Penelope]

He so wants to be a REAL MUSIC STRAIGHT. You're a Eurovision winner and forever gay wank fantasy. That's all you'll ever be - just accept it.

That was the thing that GOT ME. Just WHERE did he think he got the fanbase attending a Måns Zelmerlöw gig in the UK from?!

 

[COB]

Who's this queen with a dog?

 

[Lucille]

Who let this queen bring his RAT?

 

[Alla]

MOOPY RESULT

Okay - here's the voting animation. The result is so close, that I'm not going to paste the results yet. To start the animation press space, and use the up and down arrows to speed up or slow down.

https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/view/322182/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2016

I don't recognize @Iguana's flag, what is that?

 

[VoR]

Petra has NO TIME for anyone's nonsense in this section

 

[Soldi]

I don't recognize @Iguana's flag, what is that?

Greenland!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Only announcing the 12!

 

[Penelope]

Love that HEARTSTOPPINGLY DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT they did for all the 12s this year

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What's with the weird beat at the point of the 12 reveal?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg Baku queen is scary

 

[AGinAg (37)]

YES LOREEN IS VERY IMPRESSIVE

 

[COB]

Who let this queen bring his RAT?

Someone told him to GET YOUR RAT OUT and he took it literally

 

[Madison]

I don't recognize @Iguana's flag, what is that?

I went for Greenland.

 

[ButterTart]

Why are all the presenters weird?

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg I would fuck San Marino

 

[AGinAg (37)]

EVERYTHING IS UP!

 

[Soldi]

Irol Mc FUCK OFF AND DIE

 

[Soldi]

“We luv San Marino”

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg I would fuck San Marino

(in a dark alley)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The best rapper in San Marino

 

[Dark Carnival]

12 to SWEDEN?!!!

 

[dmlaw]

MOOPY RESULT

Okay - here's the voting animation. The result is so close, that I'm not going to paste the results yet. To start the animation press space, and use the up and down arrows to speed up or slow down.

https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/view/322182/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2016

Like the flags. Is that Nagorno-Karabakh?

 

[Soldi]

Oh FUCK OFF CZECHIA

 

[ButterTart]

Look at the UK collecting points like it ain't no thing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I want Petra to sit next to me at work.

 

[Lucille]

Eurgh at 12 points for the greasy Swedish twink.

 

[Soldi]

Omg UK 7

 

[COB]

Isn't this that STEPH CUNT off daytime telly?

 

[Soldi]

NETHERLANDS winning

 

[Madison]

Like the flags. Is that Nagorno-Karabakh?

Yes, except they've had a name change - it's the Republic of Artsakh now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Isn't this that STEPH CUNT off daytime telly?

STEPH CUNT?

 

[COB]

Nina!

 

[Lucille]

Would fuck Georgia in a graveyard.

 

[Soldi]

Yes, except they've had a name change - it's the Republic of Artsakh now.