Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[ButterTart]

No!

GOOD. I like the tone of surprise in her voice when shit songs get the twelve. "Twelve points goes to... ITALY?"

 

[D5K]

Oh wow look at Poland on 6 points, they could come last!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Albania outside a council housing block.

 

[Soldi]

“Hi to those who love Albanian music”

*silence*

 

[Penelope]

Oh wow look at Poland on 6 points, they could come last!

God, THANK FUCK FOR DEMOCRACY

 

[VoR]

"...and to all who love Albanian music"

*dead silence*

 

[ButterTart]

"Great"

Don't try to outsass Petra, Albania. Mall hadn't happened yet so you were in no position to be cocky.

 

[Soldi]

"...and to all who love Albanian music"

*dead silence*

SNAP

 

[Tisch]

I really don't remember the UK getting this many points!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Estonia LET ME RIM YOU LUV

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THAT WAS THE AGREEMENT FROM THE START

 

[Tisch]

VERKA!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAAAS

 

[Soldi]

VERKA, love how Petra only has time for HER

 

[VoR]

The ONLY presenter Petra has any time for

 

[win_the_game]

The only spokesperson Petra has time for.

 

[ButterTart]

Estonia says a big hello to 'music lovers everywhere', and proceed to give Sweden 12.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lithuania???

 

[Soldi]

Look at him elbowing his mother

 

[dmlaw]

Verka getting less funny with every appearance. It's like if Lynda Woodruff were wrapped in tin foil.

 

[Alla]

Oh Ukraine, not Lithuania

 

[Suomi]

Petra’s retorts are incredible

 

[Penelope]

Fun fact: Emilia of 'Big Big World' fame is the only spokesperson Petra has time for.

 

[ButterTart]

Verka getting less funny with every appearance. It's like if Lynda Woodruff were wrapped in tin foil.

She was when they rescued her from that shipwreck.

 

[Soldi]

“I’ll make it over this summer”

 

[COB]

Petra and Verka in a taxi?

Don't talk GET IN

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG PETRA NEEDS TO HOST EVERY YEAR

 

[Lucille]

Agog that Australia lose this.

 

[D5K]

I really don't remember the UK getting this many points!

No nor me, it's refreshing. We wouldn't have done this well this year.

 

[ButterTart]

Italy woman comfortably the fittest thing I've seen all night.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ah bless a 12 for poor Spain

 

[AlgoAlex]

Poland has never laughed in her life

 

[Soldi]

Italy woman comfortably the fittest thing I've seen all night.

And the TALLEST. RIP COLESSEUM

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Tell Petra she's funny!

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg Slovenia still has her headphones

 

[Lucille]

Wtf is Slovenia wearing!

Oh god it’s this years singing presenter

 

[Lucille]

Italy woman comfortably the fittest thing I've seen all night.

Oh don’t pretend even you wouldn’t fuck Mans.

 

[dmlaw]

Yellow really is a tricky colour.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG

 

[Penelope]

MUST say, the voting really does go at QUITE A DELIGHTFUL TROT now it's cut just to 12s

 

[ButterTart]

Ukraine doing so well after a night as strong as this

It's like going to the most delicious sweet shop you've ever seen and just asking the assistant to shit in your hands.