Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Dark Carnival]

Omg it's the year of THAT German entry

 

[Beverley]

AMIR IN ME

(AFTER SUNSET)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Dami!

 

[Soldi]

Mrs Hovi gets on my tits so bad

Didn’t he have QUITE THE SPAT with the DUTCH GUY? It’s no question as to who came out of it better

 

[Beverley]

Omg it's the year of THAT German entry

I love it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is a MESS but it works.

 

[Lucille]

Did you EVEN WATCH that year?!

I missed it!

 

[ButterTart]

I'd like to preemptively invite this Polish cunt to fuck off, pop back so I can kick him in the bollocks, and then fuck right off again.

 

[Beverley]

Didn’t he have QUITE THE SPAT with the DUTCH GUY? It’s no question as to who came out of it better

The one with the nicer tits obvs

 

[Soldi]

I love it

EUROPE DIDNT

 

[Madison]

Yay - Mr Bear

 

[Beverley]

YAAS MUSCLES

 

[Soldi]

O

 

[ButterTart]

Omg it's the year of THAT German entry

The poor bitch must have shagged the costume designer's husband to be forced onstage looking like that.

 

[D5K]

I’m not sure I’ve guessed any of the countries right from The weird flag colours. Okay maybe Cyprus.

 

[win_the_game]

Didn’t he have QUITE THE SPAT with the DUTCH GUY? It’s no question as to who came out of it better

Pretty sure Hovi chinned him.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sergey in me now

 

[Beverley]

EUROPE DIDNT

We're a niche attraction

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh the Croatia dancer would get it! Sorry guys I did coke last night so I’m gonna be extra horny.

 

[Tisch]

That's next year, so you could have kept that hidden and retained our respect for a little longer.

Oh! I thought I saw Blanche in the backstage bits.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have made involuntary gay noises at many of the runway models, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

 

[Beverley]

I liked our entry this year

 

[Soldi]

Omg LOIN DICI

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooooh the Croatia dancer would get it! Sorry guys I did coke last night so I’m gonna be extra horny.

That's two of us then love!

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus, what a CALVACADE OF STARS tonight. So many I'm looking forward to.

 

[win_the_game]

Should we be highlighting that we have LATVIA 2016 COCK PICS to bring the punters in tonight?

 

[Tisch]

Omg it's the year of THAT German entry

Having to rewatch that fairly recently thanks to moopyvision and now again

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I liked our entry this year

I don't remember how it goes AT ALL!

 

[Alla]

Petra

 

[Tisch]

Should we be highlighting that we have LATVIA 2016 COCK PICS to bring the punters in tonight?

Sharing is caring

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BEST HOSTS EVER!

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a stage!

 

[ButterTart]

Peter Mead and the spiritual runner up of 2015. I forgot what a dream team they were.

 

[Lucille]

Omg is the sound out of sync for anyone else.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MANS IS SO HOT OMG

 

[COB]

So gagged for Miss Jamie-Lee

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh had forgotten how great the opening bit was

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg is the sound out of sync for anyone else.

Nope. Refresh.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It really does feel like it CAME HOME here.

 

[D5K]

What a stage!

Indeed. Even though none of the acts walked between the diagonal zig zag bits like they designed it for.