Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Lucille]

Phew back in sync now.

 

[Tisch]

I know it hardly needs repeating but urgh Mans is SO FIT. I could stare at that face all day.

 

[ButterTart]

Don't you fucking buffer on me, you cunt.

 

[Generic Account]

Hej everyone.

Popping in before my chippy arrives.

Hopeful I catch Donny before then.

 

[Soldi]

Indeed. Even though none of the acts walked between the diagonal zig zag bits like they designed it for.

There’s DIAGONAL ZOG ZUG BITS

 

[Soldi]

Hej everyone.

Popping in before my chippy arrives.

Hopeful I catch Donny before then.

 

[Tisch]

I liked our entry this year

Me too. I think it gets a bad rep.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Petra GAY joke.

 

[Dark Carnival]

!

 

[Generic Account]

Me too. I think it gets a bad rep.

I was on teacher training placement and the class teacher and I blasted it every morning for a week as the Year 1s came in and sat on the carpet. She was a special lady.

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus, the jokes actually work and are delivered with some semblance of comic timing. What a magical night.

 

[Lucille]

No Turkey or Moldova booooo

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Honestly Sweden could send any old shit, I just want them to host again.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG it's the year they split the vote!

 

[Soldi]

OMG it's the year they split the vote!

VERY PAINFUL

 

[ButterTart]

Honestly Sweden could send any old shit

They've really taken that suggestion on board over the last few years.

 

[Madison]

When’s the best toilet break in the first five songs? Czech Republic?

 

[D5K]

They were just groundbreaking in so many areas. Like the country names not just being in a small bar at the bottom any more

 

[Tisch]

OMG it's the year they split the vote!

Drunk me had NO IDEA what was going on

 

[D5K]

When’s the best toilet break in the first five songs? Czech Republic?

Noooo that’s great. Netherlands, song 3

 

[Soldi]

01 - Belgium - Fleur East - Sax

 

[Alla]

Another one bites the dust...

 

[ButterTart]

Such a shit opener for such an imperial year. It sounds like a tampon advert.

 

[Soldi]

Noooo that’s great. Netherlands, song 3

NO, SONG 5!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have such a production boner. The graphics were so well done this year.

 

[Madison]

The spiritual successor to Andy Abrahams.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Yay Antwerp.
Bless her she’s a good performer

 

[dmlaw]

When’s the best toilet break in the first five songs? Czech Republic?

You could probably stay in there until Poli starts without missing all that much.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Drunk me had NO IDEA what was going on

SHOCK

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not a huge fan of this one. But it's a good enough opener.

 

[Beverley]

I hope all the songs are shit til I get back

 

[Iguana]

I always liked Belgium's entry this year

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's a nice opening bop.

 

[Soldi]

A bit BLAND but a BRILLIANT OPENER

 

[ButterTart]

The spiritual successor to Andy Abrahams.

Both bald as a coot.

 

[Iguana]

She's a good PERFORMER

 

[ButterTart]

Go on love, croak those top notes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Was this the first year of the non random running order?

 

[Alla]

For me this is Another one bites the dust meets Fleur East's Sax.

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium