Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic

 

[Iguana]

Time goes by... So slowly

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's one way to meet the three minute time limit.

 

[Lucille]

Eurgh guitars.

 

[win_the_game]

Pass the wet wipes please - this one could sit on my face.

 

[Dark Carnival]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic

It's not the drunk rewatch. Classic scoring please.

 

[dmlaw]

Oh dear, a serial killer is here.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I would do him.

 

[Soldi]

He’s nice but no DC

 

[Iguana]

I would do him.

I'd watch

 

[Dark Carnival]

He’s nice but no DC

Oh YOU!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd cum on his chin but slap him afterwards.

 

[Penelope]

Oh sure you'd have sex with him, but you'd have sex with Sergey too and he at least had the decency to turn up with a FUCKING BANGER

 

[win_the_game]

That neck tattoo was certainly a choice.

 

[ButterTart]

He's not even bringing the accidental racism that livened Waylon's song up.

I mean, it's very pleasant but kind of misses what made Calm After The Storm so memorable.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'd cum on his chin but slap him afterwards.

That got me all hot and bothered!

 

[Lucille]

Hi bald guitarist

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CUNT!

 

[Dark Carnival]

That neck tattoo was certainly a choice.

A GOOD ONE!

 

[Penelope]

Really you can see why Hovi Star took such moral objection with this.

 

[Madison]

It's not the drunk rewatch. Classic scoring please.

This is how I score every Eurovision.

Using a scale less than 26 is asking for trouble. 100 will do.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands

 

[dmlaw]

Douwe really does have a look in his eyes that was made to be described as 'chilling' by the investigating detectives.

 

[Penelope]

God that pause is SO FUCKING SMUG

AT LEAST LEA SIRK HAD THE DECENCY TO PRETEND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

 

[ButterTart]

What a shiny ring.

 

[Raining on Me]

What song are we on? I thought this was 9pm for some reason!

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands

 

[AlgoAlex]

Bland. Bit off teasing us with that false ending

 

[Soldi]

“Slow Down Europe”

 

[Lucille]

I’d love to be fucked by someone with a neck tattoo.

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands

 

[D5K]

No thanks dour Bob

 

[Dark Carnival]

What song are we on? I thought this was 9pm for some reason!

Love it's a STREAM you can just join

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands

 

[Suomi]

Oh god it’s Daddy, I want to be in Eurovision

 

[Soldi]

Ooh a ROLLER SKATING SAMRA

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands

GET OUT OF MY GAY POP CONTEST! THE POWER OF ALCAZAR COMPELS YOU!