Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Penelope]

FUCK OFF AND GET A VASECTOMY YOU LITTLE CUNT

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden

 

[Lucille]

We’re PAY TV not available this year?!?

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH

 

[Beverley]

Time for a me and @COB classic

 

[Tisch]

Urgh Jamie Lee is TERRIBLE. Definite loo break.

 

[AlgoAlex]

What turd did Germany give us this year then ?

 

[Raining on Me]

Is that Sweden's worst of the decade? Probably. Worse than Benjamin and DON'T YOU DARE mention poor Anna

 

[Madison]

Who was runner up in MF2016?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This bitch can also go jump in acid.

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
08 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden

 

[COB]

This absolute icon and legend!

 

[ButterTart]

"So Jamie, how many cultures do you want to offend with this outfit?"
"Yes"

 

[Soldi]

I SWEAR I caught her on POKEMON GO earlier (and thanks for the gifts @Alla and @Dark Carnival!)

 

[Penelope]

OMFG I UTTERLY FUCKING ADORE THIS MISERABLE XANAX DELIGHT

 

[Iguana]

Is this The Masked Singer?

 

[Soldi]

Sounds like a winner after the SWEDISH DRECK

 

[Alla]

I never paid attention to her postcard, so she dresses like a match seller all the time.

 

[Madison]

Paging Dr Barbara Dex

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can't believe cultural appropriation was invented due to this performance.

 

[Suomi]

Mrs Suomi makes the good point that Italy and Bulgaria show why females are better at pop songs - they can convey more conceptional ideas without making it sexualised. Italy is like the end of the world and Bulgaria is like Pokemon.

And Jamie Lee is like famine.

 

[Iguana]

Someone was REALLY PROUD of making that outfit

 

[AlgoAlex]

What the fuck is that outfit ?!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I remember being the only one in the room that liked this song at the time. Bunch of heathens they were. As was the rest of Europe it turned out.

 

[dmlaw]

Ghost is not a terrible song but that ridiculous dress totally spoils it. The Barbara Dex Award was made for this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I actually don't HATE this.

Still Germany, WHY?!

 

[win_the_game]

There's a decent song here. Why the fuck did they bury it in this emo/manga horror show?

 

[Tisch]

I said this in the moopyvision thread, but I just remember everyone in the bar actively LAUGHING at her costume.

 

[ButterTart]

If hentai by a really, really shit artist was magically brought to life, it would look like this.

 

[Beverley]

I love this song so much.

* dons rabbit bunny on head *

 

[Soldi]

It’s QUITE A GOOD SONG but she’s the most ANNOYING WOMAN EVER (after HOVI of course)

 

[VoR]

Who was runner up in MF2016?

Bizarrely enough, Oscar Zia.

It’s academic though, Frans absolutely walked it.

 

[COB]

Does anyone have that picture of the zoom in of some LUDICROUS GONK on her outfit? I can't find it

 

[Lucille]

This fucking outfit.

SET IT ON FIRE!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Like she did a forward roll through a Hobby Craft.

 

[D5K]

Who was runner up in MF2016?

Oscar Zia Human

 

[win_the_game]

I bet Jamie-Lee looks back at this and wishes she could disappear up her own arsehole.

 

[Alla]

This performance is missing a boa.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What the fuck is that outfit ?!!!

Fun fact: Angela Merkel picked it out for her

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany