Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France

 

[Iguana]

He can SLAP ME!

He can SLAY me

 

[AlgoAlex]

Fucking amazing.
He’s released quite a few good songs since too

 

[Soldi]

Thank you for making me strong

 

[Raining on Me]

This French shit is fucking fabulous.

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France

 

[Tisch]

Aaw he looks too cute to slap after ploughing

I'd punch his rock hard pecs quite happily.

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France

What a genuinely lovely bloke. You'd scarcely believe he's French.

 

[Penelope]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS POLISH ONE

 

[COB]

Michal SPACK.

 

[D5K]

I wasn’t bothered about this one at the time but think it’s really lovely now

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg this one

 

[Soldi]

I'd punch his rock hard pecs quite happily.

God let’s hope you two never invite him round, he’ll NEVER LEAVE

 

[D5K]

Hmmm Penny and I seem to be in sync tonight

 

[Lucille]

Hide the children, it’s Poland!!!

 

[Madison]

How old is Mr Poland here?

 

[Tisch]

POOLAND

 

[Iguana]

I need to be more drunk to truly appreciate his hair

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can't

piss break

 

[Soldi]

Didn’t this SHIT finish THIRD or SOMETHING AWFUL?! Makes you think MARGARET would have STORMED IT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I rarely claim my Polish heritage. And I'm not now either.

 

[ButterTart]

All these years on and she can still get into her Fight For This Love outfit.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ouch that opening line. What an interesting look...

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France

 

[Tisch]

God let’s hope you two never invite him round, he’ll NEVER LEAVE

He can come but he can't leave

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this the one that beat Cool Me Down?

 

[D5K]

Another Barbara Dex contender

 

[Iguana]

God let’s hope you two never invite him round, he’ll NEVER LEAVE

 

[dmlaw]

Fucking hell. King Charles II has really let himself go.

 

[Tisch]

I need to be more drunk to truly appreciate his hair

Quarantine hair

 

[Beverley]

Say what you want about this Polish hippy bitch, but she performs the SHIT out of the song

And I imagine it appeals to the folks with basic English literacy. I have time for this

 

[ButterTart]

I rarely claim my Polish heritage. And I'm not now either.

I'm actually quite ashamed of Britain for starting World War 2 to defend THIS.

 

[Suomi]

When I was in prison a lot of the letters i received referenced Michael Szpak

 

[win_the_game]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS POLISH ONE

You're really FUCKING SICK

 

[Soldi]

He can come but he can't leave

Wait is he IN YOUR CUPBOARD NOW?!

 

[D5K]

Is this the one that beat Cool Me Down?

No, Margaret beat herself with that performance.

 

[Madison]

Misspelled colour there.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

When I was in prison a lot of the letters i received referenced Michael Szpak

They were meant for him.