Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[dmlaw]

How old is Mr Poland here?

25. Somehow.

 

[Tisch]

Wait is he IN YOUR CUPBOARD NOW?!

Just keeping Shannon Matthews company!

 

[Penelope]

@Suomi once described this as like if Mariah Carey - Without You had been forced to live under the yoke of communism and YES IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT

 

[Suomi]

Sorry but this is a SONG competition and Color Your Wife (sp?) is absolutely undeniable as a multi-key change BANGER!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He'd be such a fave for girls who suffer from anxiety and ugliness.

 

[D5K]

25. Somehow.

Seriously?!

 

[ButterTart]

Absolute fucking dogshit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland

 

[Penelope]

ALL THIS THINGS ARE JUST EMPTY DESIRE
COS THERE IS NO SMOKE
WITHOUT FIRE!

*Nietzche RETIRES*

 

[Alla]

Didn’t this SHIT finish THIRD or SOMETHING AWFUL?! Makes you think MARGARET would have STORMED IT

Surely the shock of the night. And for some reason there was a Polish guy watching this ESC with us, so it was quite something.

 

[Tisch]

Didn't like that at the time but enjoyed it just then! I might chuck it some poinxxxx!

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland

 

[Penelope]

THE FUCKING KEY CHANGE ! ! !

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland

 

[Beverley]

Sorry but this is a SONG competition and Color Your Wife (sp?) is absolutely undeniable as a multi-key change BANGER!

AGREED

It's fucking ear candy, man

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland

 

[win_the_game]

I feel rather violated after that AURAL RAPE.

 

[Soldi]

CAROL!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland

 

[COB]

Carol!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CAROLA AND LOREEN

 

[Madison]

How much were tickets for the cattle shed?

 

[Soldi]

Loreen on HORSE TRANQUILLISER

 

[Alla]

Truly ESC Royalty!

 

[Penelope]

OMG CAROL HAGTITS!!!

 

[D5K]

Her face!

 

[Penelope]

Loreen UTTERLY MORTIFIED TO BE THERE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mans has very good taste in Eurovision bangers

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg Mans singing Armenia

 

[Lucille]

Lol at Mans cutting her off mid song.

 

[Tisch]

I thought Carola was going to burst into 'Hi'

 

[Soldi]

My favourite is “Storms dont last fore— NAZIS OF THE UK MEDIA WE DEMAND FREEDOM”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The witches coven.

 

[Alla]

Oh Loreen you TROLL!

 

[Penelope]

UP JAN-JAN!

 

[win_the_game]

Trust Carol to go religious on us.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Love how pissed off Carola was when mic was moved away then

 

[Soldi]

Oh this ones QUITE GOOD