Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Beverley]

It's time!!!

Get your Kim Jong-On!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Speaking of ROYALTY

 

[COB]

And now DAMI! This is like having a gangbang at Christmas.

 

[Suomi]

Carola livid at getting upstaged by Loreen.

some panicky gay PA is gonna get SMACKED DOWN backstage

 

[Penelope]

How much were tickets for the cattle shed?

But ENOUGH ABOUT EUROVISION 1993

 

[AlgoAlex]

UP JAN-JAN!

Genuinely LOVE IT

 

[ButterTart]

Those blokes with Mans then had got smashing voices.

 

[Madison]

Loreen brown-nosing Måns, Carola brown-nosing Jesus, and Måns coming out as the only straight man who can sing Inga and Anush.

 

[D5K]

Remind me, what were the favourites going into this? Was it Russia, Australia, Ukraine?

 

[Raining on Me]

Poland was FINE

Of course it has nothing on this DIVINE EXPERIENCE from down under

 

[Soldi]

What a lovely SPARKLY BOX

 

[ButterTart]

Silence 5s, a 10 is singing.

 

[Penelope]

OMFG IT'S THE BOX!!!!!

 

[Beverley]

Omg Mans singing Armenia

HE LIKES US!!!

 

[Soldi]

Remind me, what were the favourites going into this? Was it Russia, Australia, Ukraine?

Wasn’t Russia always the favourite but Australia were expected to win going into the final?

 

[Madison]

How does she sing like this sitting down?

 

[Tisch]

Urgh ELEVEN THOUSAND OUT OF THEN

 

[Penelope]

The lyrics here are really HITTING A BRUISE in the era of social distancing

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The VOCALS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Trying to feel your face through FACETIME

 

[Beverley]

I fucking NEED that bejewelled TEFILIN

 

[Soldi]

This really should HAVE WON, not the UKRAINIAN COMRADE

 

[Dark Carnival]

HE LIKES US!!!

I LIKE HIM TOO

 

[Tisch]

Lest we forget she mentored by QUEEN DANNIII

 

[D5K]

This song has never quite clicked for me. I mean it’s good but it never steps up into awesome for me.

 

[dmlaw]

She sings the hell out of it but it's a shame that 'Sound of Silence' is such a dull song. She should come back with a better one

 

[AlgoAlex]

Just EPIC. God this is a good year

 

[Penelope]

Fucking SANG IT you ABSOLUTE VIRGIN!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You can just see her being removed off the box if you look close enough.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Wow that note !

 

[D5K]

She sings the hell out of it but it's a shame that 'Sound of Silence' is such a dull song. She should come back with a better one

That’s what I was trying to say, thanks.

 

[Soldi]

Fucking SANG IT you ABSOLUTE VIRGIN!!!

OK!!

 

[ButterTart]

Australia peaked two songs in. I honestly don't know how they'll ever better this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia

 

[Alla]

The song is not 10/10, but it doesn't matter when you sell the shit out of it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Twelves, Twelves, Twelves across the board!

 

[Beverley]

OMG DAMI TORE ME A FUCKING NEW ONE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

How can a tiny thing belt out such STRONG VOX!!

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole
12 Australia

 

[Penelope]

OBVOXIOUS