Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Beverley]

OMG YOU THINK YOU ARE GOD'+S?

BUT EVERYONE DIES!!!

 

[Lucille]

She looks how I feel.

EVERYONE DIES! OMG.

 

[dmlaw]

Another one where you have to wonder how the political content got past the EBU. They wouldn't have stood for it from Armenia.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well I don't. I hate that it won.

 

[D5K]

Fuck the spoiler police; I think it’s such a shame that this song ended up winning the greatest contest ever. Yes it’s good, but not as iconic as a Russia or Australia or
Bulgaria win would have been.

 

[ButterTart]

I was so busy enjoying all the Option 'A' candidates for the win, I completely forgot Option 'Z' was the one that actually stole the crown.

 

[Dark Carnival]

AMAN AMAAAAAN

 

[Raining on Me]

I was so pissed off on the night when it won, but really...even though I never listen to it...her performance and, ironically, the PITCH PERFECT staging, actually stole Russia and everyone else's thunder

 

[Beverley]

OMG AT THE ENRAGED ETHNIC WAILING!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG THE PAIN!!!

 

[Soldi]

This song is about the Purge of Penelope, which takes place every Wednesday and Saturday evening on a place called Moopy.

 

[Beverley]

OMG AT THE TREE OF LIFE!

YOU CAN'T KILL US WE LIVETH!!!

 

[ButterTart]

YOU TOOK AWAY MY HOMELAND BUTTERTART!

And I sold it for drugs.

 

[Soldi]

I mean I LOVED IT, but it ain’t a WINNER

 

[win_the_game]

THE TREE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

THAT NOT SLAY ME QUEEN!!!!!

 

[Beverley]

* WHISTLE REGISTER *

 

[Beverley]

* SOBS *

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania
06 Croatia
426 Russia
08 Spain
08 Latvia
01 Ukraine

 

[Penelope]

Utterly astonishing music. I still can't quite believe a song inspired by BURIAL actually DID WHAT IT DID IN THIS CONTEST

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania
06 Croatia
70 Russia
71 Spain
68 Latvia
97 Ukraine

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland
11 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
00 Lithuania
08 Croatia
11 Russia
11 Spain
05 Latvia
10 Ukraine

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia
08 Lithuania
08 Croatia
12455 Russia
06 Spain
00 Latvia
12455 Ukraine

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania
02 Croatia
09 Russia
02 Spain
08 Lithuania
09 Ukraine

 

[ButterTart]

OMG THE PAIN!!!

Yeah, I thought someone was jamming bits of glass into my ears.

 

[Beverley]

OMG that was art, that was heritage, that was EVERYTHING

 

[win_the_game]

Utterly astonishing music. I still can't quite believe a song inspired by BURIAL actually DID WHAT IT DID IN THIS CONTEST

And effectively BURIED the song which came after it.

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus
06 Serbia
04 Lithuania
09 Croatia
10 Russia
08 Spain
09 Latvia
09 Ukraine

 

[D5K]

I forgot Molly Hammar wrote this

 

[Dark Carnival]

What the fuck is this shit?

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole
12 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
08 Lithuania
03 Croatia
11 Russia
09 Spain
10 Latvia
00 Ukraine

I always feel bad for Bev when I slag off Jamala, but the heart hates what it hates.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Seeing all these postcards for places I can’t visit for the foreseeable is frustrating

 

[ButterTart]

She got a big face

 

[Beverley]

What the fuck is this?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Out of the contest I'd love 1944. But it's not a Eurovision winner for me in any way or form.

 

[Apoca]

SERGEY WAS ROBBED.

That's all. Carry on.

 

[Madison]

Too fat.

 

[win_the_game]

I forgot Molly Hammar wrote this

I think she's on backing vocals as well - hitting the big notes on behalf of Ira.

 

[Alla]

Ira Losco is one of those female singers that have been trying in Maltafestivalen forever, and the euroqueens would lose their shit over her farting on stage, right?

 

[Penelope]

at the SHEER DERP of this STAGE FACE GIMMICK