Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Suomi]

Petra has NO TIME for anyone's nonsense in this section

the phrase ‘all Swedish people are rude’ has been bandied about here

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Petra not even FAINTLY attempting to veil that she doesn't give a shit about whatever any of them have got to say really is TREMENDOUS VALUE THIS YEAR

She's bringing us a 21st century Ulrika.

 

[Lucille]

I feel so sad for Dami

 

[AlgoAlex]

Petra not even FAINTLY attempting to veil that she doesn't give a shit about whatever any of them have got to say really is TREMENDOUS VALUE THIS YEAR

Has there ever been such a good host? I think not

 

[ButterTart]

Malta and Sweden in the top 5?

 

[dmlaw]

Even Mans doesn't care about Malta.

 

[Penelope]

Do hope Petra will be reduced to just deadpan machine gunning them with "SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF JUST GIVE ME THE TWELVE" by the final spokespersons

 

[Soldi]

I would like to THANK EUROPE for being PART OF EUROPE?

 

[Lucille]

Ukraine you’re DRUNK.

 

[Penelope]

Hang on how is Malta doing so well?!

Systemic bribery.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Juries are such CUNTS

 

[Soldi]

The weather was great, REALLY PUTIN

 

[Tisch]

How was your week in Stockholm?
QUITE GOOD

 

[Zu]

Hang on how is Malta doing so well?!

BRIBES. Juries just can’t resist those offers of free luxury caravan holidays

 

[D5K]

what the fuck is jamala blathering on about?

 

[AlgoAlex]

I would like to THANK EUROPE for being PART OF EUROPE?

Part of Europe, what a lovely thought

 

[ButterTart]

Miserable bint Jamala clearly shitfaced, she can barely articulate her personal attacks on Maruv.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Australia really running away with it here!

We're going to SYDNEY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mr Israel STILL GOING.

 

[ButterTart]

what the fuck is jamala blathering on about?

I thought that for three minutes earlier on.

 

[Lucille]

BRIBES. Juries just can’t resist those offers of free luxury caravan holidays

Where the FUCK have you been hiding you creep.

 

[AlgoAlex]

what the fuck is jamala blathering on about?

@Rachey ?

 

[VoR]

After the jury vote, the producers went into this show tonight convinced that Australia's win was a mere formality.

 

[Penelope]

Do sense I'd probably prefer the Tatar wailing version of Heroes to the original in studio

 

[Dark Carnival]

Israel only have ONE queen!

 

[Lucille]

I love this Israeli queen

 

[Tisch]

We're going to SYDNEY

 

[Dark Carnival]

BELARUS PENETRATE ME NOW

 

[Soldi]

Miserable bint Jamala clearly shitfaced, she can barely articulate her personal attacks on Maruv.

I feel very much like JAMALA right now, except my personal attacks are towards Andrea Leadsom

 

[ButterTart]

If ever a man looked like he smokes rollies...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

After the jury vote, the producers went into this show tonight convinced that Australia's win was a mere formality.

So sad

 

[Dark Carnival]

QUELLE SURPRISE

 

[ButterTart]

I feel very much like JAMALA right now, except my personal attacks are towards Andrea Leadsom

In that case #jesuisjamala

 

[Lucille]

Would fuck Belarus but not tell a soul about it after.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BABS FROM HAMBURG!

 

[Penelope]

Really most sad that they packed off fey old him from Israel to the glue factory after all those years

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd slip Germany a finger.

 

[VoR]

Barbara has SUCH big dick energy

 

[ButterTart]

Like an even sterner Kim Woodburn.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Germany just did a line (or DOUZE)