Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[win_the_game]

Male host is giving me the CREEPS

I'm sure there was some scandal in the infamous 'Estonia Dreams of Eurovision' documentary that he was chosen as a presenter as he looked like a typical ESTONIAN PEASANT as opposed to the ALLEGED HOMO who was rumoured for the job.

 

[lolly]

GET OVER THE FUCKING E

 

[D5K]

FIVE MINUTES IN and we're starting?! I could get used to this.

 

[Tisch]

BBC CHOICE

I'd completely forgot BBC choice was ever a thing!

 

[Madison]

This intro was FAR TOO SHORT.

 

[Suomi]

This E theme feels like a classic Drag Race crash and burn mishap

 

[ButterTart]

This woman has an annoying voice. She sounds more like a cartoon presenter than an actual one.

 

[Soldi]

What is it with the E and FAIRYTALES?

 

[Alla]

Ugliest Aladdin I've ever seen.

 

[D5K]

This intro was FAR TOO SHORT.

It's efficient.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm sure there was some scandal in the infamous 'Estonia Dreams of Eurovision' documentary that he was chosen as a presenter as he looked like a typical ESTONIAN PEASANT as opposed to the ALLEGED HOMO who was rumoured for the job.

Oh DEAR

 

[Tisch]

Ooh Cyprus are using the ghost

 

[Madison]

Constantinos

 

[Lucille]

FIVE MINUTES IN and we're starting?! I could get used to this.

Oh I loved the FLAG CEREMONY. You need a bit of FOREPLAY.

 

[Soldi]

Anything can happen in Estonian clubs

 

[ButterTart]

This is actually quite exciting because I know next to nothing about 2002.

 

[Penelope]

Sorry loves I had to RUN TO THE SHOPS FOR ICE

 

[dmlaw]

Ugliest Aladdin I've ever seen.

You have clearly never attended a pantomime in Stockport.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The stage looks like genitals.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I see we're starting off STRONG

 

[Madison]

It's efficient.

This isn't Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.

 

[win_the_game]

Cypriot QUEENS.

At least 3 would get it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Insta update on these queens?

 

[octophone]

TONIGHT AT BULTINS

A TRIBUTE TO THE BACKSTREET BOYS

 

[lolly]

Oh I loved the FLAG CEREMONY. You need a bit of FOREPLAY.

I'm barely juiced up.

This is like anal without as much as spit.

 

[Mats]

that nose is cutting my eyes!

 

[Alla]

Why that Wogan person doesn't shut up before the song starts?

 

[Penelope]

OMG THIS QUEEN AGAIN

It's CONSANTINOS "COULD BOTTOM FOR A BOLLARD WITHOUT WINCING" CHRISTOFOROU LADIES!

 

[Tisch]

I feel like the pixellation is going to quash my horny rascallness tonight which is probably a GOOD THING

 

[Soldi]

They’re oozing heterosexuality

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, I'm sold. This is the sort of earnest tripe I fucking LOVE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh yas strut QUEEN!

 

[D5K]

Is there a slight lag between the sound and video, or is the dance routine just really shit?

 

[Alla]

This is so amateur, really Cyprus?

 

[Madison]

Who is hotter Philippos Constantinos or Panos Tserpes?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Insta update on these queens?

At least one I'd tamper with.

 

[Tisch]

I feel like the pixellation is going to quash my horny rascallness tonight which is probably a GOOD THING

Having said that the longest hair one looks good from here...

 

[Dark Carnival]

They’re oozing heterosexuality

FIERCELY HETERO

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like the pixellation is going to quash my horny rascallness tonight which is probably a GOOD THING

I think the picture quality is fine. I can make out these fingerless black women for Cyprus quite clearly.

 

[Lucille]

One of these methed up twinks must be dead.