Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[Penelope]

OMG THIS QUEEN AGAIN

It's CONSANTINOS "COULD BOTTOM FOR A BOLLARD WITHOUT WINCING" CHRISTOFOROU LADIES!

YES her off 1996, 2005 and (@Madison am I missing another?)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That nose. I mean I'd sit on it for sure.

 

[Tisch]

The lead looks a bit like a male Conchita

 

[D5K]

NA NA NA NANA NA NAA NAAAA

 

[octophone]

SHIT KEY CHANGE

DRINK!

 

[lolly]

And I thought Phixx were daringly different

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poor ugly hidden backing vocalist

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear the NOX

 

[ButterTart]

One of these methed up twinks must be dead.

All of them, actually. That hooded figure on the edge of the stage isn't a backing singer...

 

[win_the_game]

This lot have not aged well.

 

[Soldi]

They could LIVEN it up my MOVING AROUND a bit

 

[Tisch]

I think the picture quality is fine. I can make out these fingerless black women for Cyprus quite clearly.

On the first track and were already making fun of disability. Discusting.

 

[Penelope]

OMG this is DOGSHIT

08 Cyprus

 

[ButterTart]

10 Cyprus

Strong start.

 

[dmlaw]

Almost uniquely for the Greek/Cypriot entries, Wikipedia does not insist that Constantinos has an implausible number of children.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus

 

[Madison]

YES her off 1996, 2005 and (@Madison am I missing another?)

Nope. That's the complete Christoferou set.

 

[Soldi]

“She’s the best known UK singer in a long time” Poor NICKI FRENCH

 

[Dark Carnival]

This lot have not aged well.

Oh WOW

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus

 

[ButterTart]

On the first track and were already making fun of disability. Discusting.

Being black isn't a disability

 

[Tisch]

Oh shit I forgot to get a PAD OF PAPER AND A PEN. brb

 

[Penelope]

"Perhaps the best known UK singer in a long time" it has been just FIVE YEARS since Katrina and the Waves

 

[Dark Carnival]

04 Cyprus

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus

 

[Lucille]

I hate the spelling of Garlick.

 

[ButterTart]

Jessica Garlick is a bit less hot than I remember. She's a look of Geraldine McQueen about her.

 

[Tisch]

Being black isn't a disability

I'm glad those classes you took seem to be WORKING

 

[D5K]

This is refreshingly good for 7th place on a singing contest.

 

[Lucille]

This is much more TEPID than I remember.

 

[octophone]

That outfit is GROTESQUE.

 

[win_the_game]

"Perhaps the best known UK singer in a long time" it has been just FIVE YEARS since Katrina and the Waves

To think her star had waned so much that a 9th placer on Pop Idol was considered a coup.

 

[Tisch]

I hate the spelling of Garlick.

No joke, my food tech teacher was called Miss Garlick. No relation AS FAR AS I KNOW

 

[Penelope]

I still feel like this'd do pretty well NOW....

Goodness though that mid-song money note is ODD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why did she shred her dress?

 

[Madison]

"Perhaps the best known UK singer in a long time" it has been just FIVE YEARS since Katrina and the Waves

Nicki French had more top ten hits than this foghorn.

 

[Soldi]

Jessica Garlick is a bit less hot than I remember. She's a look of Geraldine McQueen about her.

Will she give us a rendition of Once Upon A Christmas Time on LIQUID EUROVISION

 

[Dark Carnival]

Never heard of her! Did she have any sort of shit career, surely the 16 year old poof in me would have heard everything about it.

 

[win_the_game]

This is absolute DOGSHIT

 

[ButterTart]

I'm glad those classes you took seem to be WORKING

Next week we're learning which foreigners we can and can't call 'greasy'. Excited!

 

[Suomi]

Should have been Rosie Ribbons - Blink