Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[Dark Carnival]

This Croatian one is like live footage of Dark Carnival and Lucille emerging from their bedrooms, still slightly pissed and horny at 11am

UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE

 

[octophone]

It's a rewrite of Torn, innit?

 

[Soldi]

She’s nicked Jessica’s outfit the THIEF

 

[Suomi]

The backing singers are so loud it’s almost like they’re giving her a well-needed break after doing so much vocal moaning the verse. “You put your feet up, Vesna”

 

[Lucille]

When is the blind woman perfoming? Get those jokes ready, David5k

SHES THE ONE WITH A LABRADOR AS A BACKING DANCER.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is DROSS.

What a HORRIBLE YEAR.

 

[dmlaw]

When is the blind woman perfoming? Get those jokes ready, David5k

Based on the costumes, at least three blind people have already performed.

 

[D5K]

Is this a SULTRY GEM

It is now!

 

[Soldi]

It's a rewrite of Torn, innit?

Poor Lisa Ajax

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's a rewrite of Torn, innit?

A shit one, perhaps.

 

[Tisch]

The backing singers are so loud it’s almost like they’re giving her a well-needed break after doing so much vocal moaning the verse. “You put your feet up, Vesna”

And all singing a different melody apparently

 

[Penelope]

What a HORRIBLE YEAR.

It's ROUGH AND READY!

 

[D5K]

Call that a catwalk strut?!

 

[Lucille]

This is DROSS.

What a HORRIBLE YEAR.

Wasn’t this one of CLASSICS that had to be BANKED!

 

[D5K]

That was awful.

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia

 

[Soldi]

I have to say ROSA ASIDE it’s not a BRILLIANT START

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
03 Austria
03 Greece
07 España
09 Croatia (album version)

 

[Suomi]

producer: so you’ve got about 45 seconds of, err, nothing?
Vesna: do not question my concept

 

[ButterTart]

Bit of a farty vocal there at the end.

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia

 

[Penelope]

That was disastrous, but in an entertaining way - like @Suomi dying in a hot air balloon ploughing into a set of power lines

 

[Lucille]

I have to say ROSA ASIDE it’s not a BRILLIANT START

IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER?

 

[Penelope]

Wasn’t this one of CLASSICS that had to be BANKED!

No, just one @VoR holds DEAR TO HIS HEART

Anyway it gets better

 

[win_the_game]

Now this is a BOYBAND.

 

[Tisch]

What are these scores for Croatia I'm seeing?

 

[ButterTart]

10 Cyprus
10 UK
03 Austria
05 Greece
08 Spain
06 Croatia (03 but for her being the only normal looking one so far)

 

[Penelope]

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia

 

[Lucille]

Thank god boy bands DIED.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

JEEPERS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm so EMBARRASSED

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
05 Croatia

you missed Spain

 

[Tisch]

I'm so scared

 

[Penelope]

That was disastrous, but in an entertaining way - like @Suomi dying in a hot air balloon ploughing into a set of power lines

OMG I can't believe I wasted this metaphor on Croatia when Russia was waiting just around the corner

 

[D5K]

I really like a lot of these songs. On CD.

 

[Tisch]

you missed Spain

He's still recovering

 

[Lucille]

@VoR

OH THAT EXPLAINS IT.

 

[Soldi]

Northern Girl (From HULL)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is SO GOOD.