Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[lolly]

it's enough to make me try and whack one out to East17

 

[octophone]

"Northern girl, cross your eyes"?

 

[Alla]

These middle age men pretending to be a boyband are making me sick

 

[ButterTart]

This is actually quite a good song.

They still look like a lesbian rap collective on their thirty year reunion tour.

 

[VoR]

This one is ASTONISHING

 

[Dark Carnival]

Russia didn't understand the concept of a boyband INEED

 

[Soldi]

Better than the scary Greek band that’s for sure

 

[Tisch]

I've got WELL into this

 

[Madison]

I want to melt you baby.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is actually quite a good song.

They still look like a lesbian rap collective on their thirty year reunion tour.

Poor Salt n Pepa.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I feel like punching the BLOND one

 

[Lucille]

They look like some fat lesbians have skinned some twinks and worn their faces.

 

[win_the_game]

"Northern girl, cross your eyes"?

Frosty Eyes! I wanna melt you baby

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is it about MEL C btw?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia

 

[octophone]

They look like their outfits were fashioned from bodybags, just to let them know the risk of bringing shame on their Mother country...

 

[Suomi]

I really like a lot of these songs. On CD.

As do I, but it doesn’t quite capture the held-at-gunshot vibe of the live version

 

[Alla]

What a mess, my god.

 

[Penelope]

The fat blond one in harem pants moving with all the grace of a BROKEN SKIP has got to be my Halli Prime Minister of the Year™

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck this is actually a really good song.

 

[Dark Carnival]

They look like some fat lesbians have skinned some twinks and worn their faces.

DEAD !

 

[Tisch]

Frosty Eyes! I wanna melt you baby

Cross your eyes is a much better lyric

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
03 Austria
03 Greece
07 España
09 Croatia
02 Russia

 

[Penelope]

OMG the light whining in pain during the middle eight

 

[Suomi]

That blonde ones middle eight - and when you ask me tonight why I search for love? - never fails to make me LOL

 

[Dark Carnival]

THE UGLY OPTION !

 

[win_the_game]

They look like some fat lesbians have skinned some twinks and worn their faces.

I'm definitely detecting KD LANG - THE BLEACHED BLOND ERA.

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia

 

[VoR]

The ad-libs!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BOBBY CRUSH

 

[Alla]

Oh Shalene!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Insta update on the Russian fuckers please?

 

[Penelope]

That was more important than oxygen

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia
10 Russia

 

[Tisch]

05 Cyprus
08 UK
06 Austria
01 Greece
10 Spain
00 Croatia
07 Russia

 

[Alla]

Fuck this is actually a really good song.

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia

 

[Suomi]

07 Cyprus
08 United Kingdom
01 Austria
10 Greece
09 España
07 Croatia
10 Russia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wogan is being especially BLUNT.

 

[octophone]

#metoo

 

[Penelope]

OMG I WILL vote for this!

 

[dmlaw]

Did Terry say that there was a spiteful fairy in this postcard? I'm astonished that he managed to narrow it down to just one.

 

[Alla]

Will Wogan FUCKING SHUT UP!?