Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[AGinAg (37)]

I HAVE NOOOO IDEA!

 

[Lucille]

I’m still trying to get through tonight SOBER but this isn’t helping

I think this could break someone 20 years into recovery.

 

[Soldi]

If only they took notes from 1999 where they JUST HAD A DRINK and a DANCE at half time

 

[OutSynk]

insta update please

As if he's got one.

 

[dmlaw]

Can I vote for this pair? To be eaten by a leopard.

 

[Penelope]

It's weird watching Estonians being this stilted and provincial. They've come a LONG WAY...

I can't believe they had the most Wi-Fi in Europe at this point!

 

[lolly]

This is a mix of FUCKING TERRIBLE and I'm JUST NOT IN THE MOOD.

Yeah, it's just NOT WORKING for me tonight

Seriously considering BAILING OUT

 

[Lucille]

*DRAGS HER OFF TO BE FUCKED*

 

[Mats]

if you say I HAD NO IDEA ONE MORE TIME

 

[Penelope]

Is that woman actually Anmary?

 

[Tisch]

Oooh sauna

 

[Lucille]

Yeah, it's just NOT WORKING for me tonight

Seriously considering BAILING OUT

You’d miss this HOT SAUNA ACTION.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

As if he's got one.

Quite he's a SERIOUS ACTOR.

 

[Tisch]

*DRAGS HER OFF TO BE FUCKED*

She was being very #metoo TO HIM I thought.

 

[Penelope]

Oh god not this LESBIAN

I'M GOING TO THE LOO

 

[Lucille]

Is this better or worse than 96?

 

[Soldi]

Is that woman actually Anmary?

But it wasn’t a BEAUTIFUL SONG at ALL

 

[Suomi]

Yeah, it's just NOT WORKING for me tonight

Seriously considering BAILING OUT

screaming that the curse of @VoR has struck again

 

[Soldi]

Is this better or worse than 96?

Well SO FAR...

 

[Tisch]

What a HARSH haircut

 

[win_the_game]

This one looks rather SEVERE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Its her from BBC Breakfast.

 

[Dark Carnival]

As if he's got one.

Still busy trying to find an update on the Russian entry, but it doesn't help that they're called PRIME MINISTER. Try searching THAT + RUSSIA in google.

 

[VoR]

Finland really does breed some HARD FACED WOMEN

 

[D5K]

Now the final result is starting to be a little more understandable

 

[Dark Carnival]

This one looks rather SEVERE.

DYKEY INNIT?

 

[Alla]

Oh I don't mind this desperate Finish Surie.

 

[Lucille]

I mean I’m vaguely enjoying this robo dyke in synthetic SILKS I’m that thirsty.

 

[Mats]

can we please get a close up of that backing vocalist again

 

[Soldi]

Oh I don't mind this desperate Finish Surie.

Ooh I hope someone RUNS on stage, it’d light the night up no end

 

[Tisch]

Is this better or worse than 96?

Worse so far A MON AVIS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Finland really does breed some HARD FACED WOMEN

RAISED BY WOLVES

 

[Lucille]

Ooh I hope someone RUNS on stage, it’d light the night up no end

Only if they BLOW UP after.

 

[OutSynk]

This is quite inoffensive.

 

[win_the_game]

Good lord this one has SWEATY PITS. Get some deodorant love

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is pretty solid

 

[lolly]

Like a Nordic Steph McGovern

 

[Suomi]

Laura is refusing to let it end

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
03 Austria
03 Greece
07 España
09 Croatia
02 Russia
10 Estonia
05 Macedonia
05 Israel
04 La Suisse
10 Sweden
07 Finland

 

[Dark Carnival]

I mean I’m vaguely enjoying this robo dyke in synthetic SILKS I’m that thirsty.

It's like when you're in a club and the ket is wearing off at 6 and you want to go home and you'll accept any old ropy bastard.