Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[ButterTart]

The important thing about this Romanian horror is that it'll be over in 3 minutes

And yet you gave that Maltese toot a 12!

 

[win_the_game]

I'm HOWLING at how terrible this is.

 

[Lucille]

The important thing about this Romanian horror is that it'll be over in 3 minutes

Like sex with PEN

 

[Penelope]

OMG this is worse than CANCER

STFU!!!

 

[Tisch]

I feel like I'm watching divorce proceedings where the couple just try to outsing each other the whole time

 

[dmlaw]

News: autocorrect tries to capitalise Ira, therefore confirming that her song is an act of terror.

 

[OutSynk]

This is great for when I feel like stabbing myself repeatedly

 

[Penelope]

Like sex with PEN

I'm a SIX DISAPPOINTING HOURS LADY

 

[lolly]

Monica is such a bad performer, she didn't even qualify for 1996.

Is she any relation to Luminita?

 

[ButterTart]

They look like they'll have a punch up in the car park on the way out.

 

[lolly]

I'm a SIX DISAPPOINTING HOURS LADY

LESBIAN

 

[Penelope]

I feel like I'm watching divorce proceedings where the couple just try to outsing each other the whole time

Romania's entry later entered for Denmark in 2010 with 'In A Moment Like This'. Feelings had not dampened with time

 

[OutSynk]

TELLLL MEEE WHYYYYYYYhttps://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/m/4/4896.jpg?1583107900

 

[win_the_game]

Those two had such CHEMISTRY.

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia
11 Estonia
06 Macedonia
04 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
07 Finland
08 Denmark
07 Bosnia
00 Belgium
12 France
03 Germany
04 Turkey
10 Malta
00 Romania DESPICABLE

 

[Penelope]

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia
10 Russia
10 Estonia
08 Macedonia
12 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
-- Finland
09 Denmark
03 Bosnia
-1 Belgium
10 France
12 Germany
05 Turkey
12 Malta
00 Romania

 

[Dark Carnival]

Three to go, YOU CAN MAKE IT

I HATE that I'm agreeing with WOGAN

 

[Lucille]

I'm a SIX DISAPPOINTING HOURS LADY

6 hours OMG get a job.

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia
06 Estonia
07 Macedonia
06 Israel
03 Switzerland
06 Sweden
07 Finland
03 Denmark
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
02 Belgium
09 France
05 Germany
08 Turkey
07 Malta
02 Romania

 

[Tisch]

EMPTYING THE DISHWASHER BREAK

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia
04 Estonia
08 Macedonia
09 Israel
04 Switzerland
09 Sweden
08 Finland
07 Denmark
05 Bosnia
-1 Belgium
08 France
10 Germany
07 Turkey
08 Malta
00 Romania

 

[Soldi]

“A country that has its fair share of beautiful women” FUCK OFF YOU PERV

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god so I'm not actually joking at all here but Slovenia this year was actually a pretty formative moment in my gay life

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG YAS!

 

[Tisch]

I'm a SIX DISAPPOINTING HOURS LADY

LESBIAN

 

[D5K]

Bit harsh to put “so many beautiful women” before this one

 

[win_the_game]

I'm a SIX DISAPPOINTING HOURS LADY

You're not FLACCID are you?

 

[Lucille]

FINALLY SOME GLAMOUR.

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
03 Austria
03 Greece
07 España
09 Croatia
02 Russia
10 Estonia
05 Macedonia
05 Israel
04 La Suisse
10 Sweden
07 Finland
02 Denmark
06 Bosnia-H
00 Belgium
10 France
05 Germany
06 Turkey
08 Malta
12 Romania

 

[lolly]

WHEN WILL THIS STREAM OF EFFLUENT END

 

[ButterTart]

@dmlaw 10s at the ready, the fanny's arrived.

 

[Tisch]

LESBIAN

Oh you got there first

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't know whether drag or Eurovision should be more embarrassed.

NINETY TWO

 

[Dark Carnival]

Literally the most entertaining thing tonight

 

[D5K]

I don’t think I’d noticed the backing singers before

 

[Lucille]

Oh god did this win???!

 

[Tisch]

Am I MEANT to be offended at this?

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god so I'm not actually joking at all here but Slovenia this year was actually a pretty formative moment in my gay life

Like so this @Suomi post was actually LITERALLY the case for a 10 year old Penny watching this SINISTER HIGH CAMP NONSENSE

When Ira blew that dried semen from her chest, over in Liverpool @VoR became gay

 

[win_the_game]

A VIRGIN ATLANTIC FLIGHT OF HORRORS

 

[dmlaw]

There are definitely times when I start to feel that the homophobes may have a point.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hang on are they CIS?