Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino
08 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
07 Slovenia

 

[win_the_game]

God I love this pair of labotomies straight out of a death cult.

 

[RJN]

Their connection with the audience isn't great is it?

Its hard to connect with an audience while also being seconds away from fucking

 

[Suomi]

It has a moreish dreamlike quality that makes it feel quite special. I love how they don't engage with anyone but themselves

 

[ButterTart]

I hope their break up was really vicious.

Did they break up? It's like what happened with Lithuania 2018, except that was sad.

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia
72 Sweden
14 Slovenia

 

[COB]

That was just the sort of bizarre concept I enjoy!

 

[Soldi]

Ooh TAMTA next

Where is her biggest fan @wurst??

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia
60 Sweden
57 Slovenia

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO OMOMGIOMG

 

[Beverley]

Is it Azerbaijan time yet

CAN'T WAIT TO BE GAYBAITED BY A HIDEOUS HOMOPHOBE

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
75 Slovenia

 

[Penelope]

Is it Azerbaijan time yet

CAN'T WAIT TO BE GAYBAITED BY A HIDEOUS HOMOPHOBE

Not till the end!

 

[Tisch]

THE 52ND GREATEST EUROVISION ENTRY OF ALL TIME

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ready for Moopy's 52nd EVER FAVOURITE EUROVISION SONG?

 

[COB]

Oh it's the TEMPTING one herself!

 

[Penelope]

Guys I'm not being funny this might actually be one of my favs EVER at this point

 

[Beverley]

I need those boots

 

[Iguana]

Fuego...?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Where are the naked men covered in honey please?

 

[ButterTart]

I love how they don't engage with anyone but themselves

I don't think they've ever tried.

 

[dmlaw]

Did they break up? It's like what happened with Lithuania 2018, except that was sad.

No idea. Hope so. I would also accept still together but hate each other and miserable.

 

[RJN]

This was one of my favorite discoveries from the countdown! Probably one of my most played songs of 2021

 

[Apoca]

THAT'S WHEN YOU CALL ME

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's the nan isn't she?

 

[Tisch]

Yeah, yeah, REPLAY

 

[Penelope]

Love her wailing like a HARPOONED NARWHAL

 

[Beverley]

This needed bigger vox tbh

 

[RJN]

I feel like the only way to dance to this would involve stomping

 

[Penelope]

This needed bigger vox tbh

No it ABSOLUTELY DIDN'T!

 

[dmlaw]

Now the only woman who failed her job interview at the brothel for being too slaggy.

 

[D5K]

Cyprus know what they’re good at. I don’t understand how their 2020 entry almost happened.

 

[win_the_game]

Utter dogshit

 

[Suomi]

recording studio is smashed to pieces
tamta: I SAID NO ONE IS LEAVING UNTIL I GET A FUEGO

 

[ButterTart]

Here's bizarre top 60 smash from Wednesday night Tamta. I assume people just listened to a snippet of it and gave it a good mark because they thought Ag had accidentally put Fuego in twice.

 

[Penelope]

You can frankly SMELL THE SYPHILIS from HERE!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did they ever get this effect right live?

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

This totally unsupported vocal with no oxygen

 

[GNL]

Cyprus said GAY RIGHTS.

 

[COB]

I don't know what else is coming up, but let's face it this should've won!