Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
14 Slovenia
75 Cyprus
87 The Netherlands
73 Greece
05 Israel
92 Norway

 

[ButterTart]

I forget which is a Fred sorry

Rod - Bald one
Jane - Tall one
Fred E - Nick Tilsley

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG

 

[Soldi]

Oh here comes the PRIDE OF HARTLEPOOL

 

[ButterTart]

Here he is! First prize in the meat raffle.

 

[D5K]

No dancing from Michael?

 

[Beverley]

God forbid they let the poor bitch dance in her postcard

 

[RJN]

They just fit together so well. Album please (if Norway keeps screwing you over in MGP)

Please! Driver's License and Unbreakable are almost as good

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No dancing from Michael?

A MERCY.

 

[Tisch]

My screen just broke. Too much CHARISMA.

 

[Suomi]

Sahlene and Linda Pritchard are two of the backing vocalists for this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia
60 Sweden
57 Slovenia
88 Cyprus
75 Netherlands
76 Greece
58 Israel
100 Norway

 

[Penelope]

He's basically Bobby from King of the Hill COME OF AGE

 

[dmlaw]

Poor Michael never had a chance between the two best songs in the contest. Also with his song, performance and charisma.

 

[COB]

Fine I'll say it - he's sort of cute.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Pick a key love

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I don’t like bullying but I may make an exception on this occasion

 

[GNL]

Wonder how he voted in the Hartlepool by-election.

 

[ButterTart]

It's like George Michael's 'faith' video recreated entirely with cauliflowers.

 

[Penelope]

Wonder how he voted in the Hartlepool by-election.

Oh like he hasn't already moved to the BIG CITY (Sheffield) by now!

 

[Soldi]

Wonder how he voted in the Hartlepool by-election.

He voted for NIP

*No source

 

[dmlaw]

At least he had VoR to console him.

 

[COB]

Not a patch on the @SDF cover of course!

 

[Penelope]

SHOUT OUT to Sahlene and Linda Pritchard on backing vox

 

[Soldi]

Oh like he hasn't already moved to the BIG CITY (Sheffield) by now!

Literally gay in Sheffield looks like that so it’s not beyond the REALMS OF POSSIBILITY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Too much make up and skinny jeans were not this girls friend.

 

[dmlaw]

Wonder how he voted in the Hartlepool by-election.

Liberal Democrat.

 

[ButterTart]

SHOUT OUT to Sahlene and Linda Pritchard on backing vox

Community service is fucking harsh in Sweden.

 

[Apoca]

If you can't quite hold the TUNE, just WAIL.

 

[COB]

What's the story with R Mike and R @VoR?

 

[Beverley]

The staging on this is CATSHIT

 

[Tisch]

Why did the UK delegation give us NOTHING? Absolutely no stage show to speak of. Diabolical.

 

[Beverley]

Not a patch on the @SDF cover of course!

()

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What's the story with R Mike and R @VoR?

They fucked

 

[RJN]

Why did the UK delegation give us NOTHING? Absolutely no stage show to speak of. Diabolical.

Wouldn't want to look too confident

 

[Soldi]

To think after this, the BBC said, “I KNOW! BIG TRUMPETS!”

 

[COB]

So it's just him and the backing singers MILLING AROUND? Nonsense!

 

[Iguana]

Why are the backing vocalists in FRONT of him?

 

[Soldi]

AM LIVIN MA DREAM

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking hate that run he does on 'this kind of love'. I really liked this when it was first revealed but he very quickly burned his bridges. There's some things that are too much even for my punishing levels of jingoism.