Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[RJN]

I've already forgotten the first song, just seconds later

 

[Penelope]

The most PHOTOGRAPHED WOMAN IN ALL ALBANIA

 

[Suomi]

i will say for the Maltese GCSE music girl, she did provide some excellent facial drama when she qualified for the final, must rewatch that clip

 

[win_the_game]

How did this one win the X Factor? She's got anything but.

 

[Beverley]

I don't know really. Would people here have been conflicted about watching a theoretical UK show during the Iraq war? Maybe, I don't know

Not the same, cos there is a specific picket line that some of us choose to cross in this situation!

 

[Madison]

Still a bizarre choice to put a performance that hid out most of the stage first.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

And to think people had the nerve to criticise dear BLANCHE for lacking stage presence.

Blanche transcends somehow to ART

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta

 

[Beverley]

How did this one win the X Factor? She's got anything but.

Wat

She won x factor

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God I love this one SO MUCH!

WHAT A WOMAN!

 

[D5K]

Those diagonal bits! The stage has moved! (It doesn’t take much to please me)

 

[Soldi]

Wat

She won x factor

Ask Kala!

 

[Madison]

30 Malta

 

[Penelope]

Oh God I love this one SO MUCH!

WHAT A WOMAN!

Might start YELLING INCOHERENTLY for MINUTES ON END

 

[Beverley]

Pop
Six
Squish
Uh uh
Cicero
LIPCHITZ

 

[dmlaw]

I don't know really. Would people here have been conflicted about watching a theoretical UK show during the Iraq war? Maybe, I don't know

The first two Eurovisions during the Iraq War were both in countries which were part of the 'Coalition of the Willing', Latvia and Turkey. No one appeared to care.

 

[Apoca]

Blanche transcends somehow to ART

Method acting LEGEND that she is.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING

 

[GNL]

The most PHOTOGRAPHED WOMAN IN ALL ALBANIA

Rita Ora WHOMST?

 

[Suomi]

She has been using those teeth whitening dental strips and she’s got what she’s worked for, fairplay to her

 

[Beverley]

She's kind of Renaissance beauty meets the Kardashians

 

[COB]

This is fantastic!

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania

 

[Apoca]

I never really got this one even thought I love some ethnic wailing.

I don't dislike it but... yeah.

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania

 

[AGinAg (37)]

70 Malta
85 Albania

 

[D5K]

Oh god not these idiots

 

[GNL]

Hoorah, Czech twins!

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania

 

[Penelope]

Oh god this next one's like getting stamped to death by the crowds at Westfield. Just AWFUL

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania

 

[win_the_game]

And it was going so well...

 

[Suomi]

70 Malta
75 Albania

 

[Iguana]

Oh a cute boy! I'm sold.

 

[Beverley]

I'm sorry but I like dis

 

[AGinAg (37)]

For these guys it was Eurovision or being paid on the street for gay sex on camera.

 

[Tisch]

Oh a cute boy! I'm sold.

x3!

 

[RJN]

I wouldn't say no to hunting with yellow shirt

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I despise his affected accent so much

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

What is he doing with that accent