Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[D5K]

They really should have ditched this rain effect after they saw how it looked in the rehearsal

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Please take actual shower

 

[Soldi]

Ani Lorak wants her staging back!

 

[RJN]

7 Malta
5 Albania
8 Czech Republic
2 Germany

 

[GNL]

He was so good the first time, even if he was the HEEL, this is such a comedown.

 

[dmlaw]

I’ll swallow hard

His throat is on FIRE.

 

[Iguana]

Gurl, WHERE is the melody?!

It's there but basic as ALL FUCK

 

[Apoca]

In hindsight, I really don't dislike this and it really gets going ... 2 minutes in.

His all out pop stuff of the past 2 years has been so much better and great fun

 

[COB]

Oh this is just stupid! Stop being stupid!

 

[ButterTart]

70 Malta
75 Albania
50 Czech Republic
100 Germany

So many correct answers.

 

[D5K]

He’s much better than this song

 

[Soldi]

Oh that glory note was

 

[Suomi]

omg did anyone see one of S!STERS run by in the background screaming

 

[Beverley]

It's there but basic as ALL FUCK

Maybe it needs an Iggy Redemption (I smell a series coming on... )

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia

 

[Iguana]

Oh she thinks she's won.

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia

 

[Beverley]

Gurl you really thought you did something there, don't you?

 

[COB]

Bring back Eurotrash!

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia

 

[Penelope]

OMG IT'S JOHN PAUL McQUEEN!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

For a moment I thought he had SAM TEEN on his pocket

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OMG this evil Marie Serneholdt is so rude to JP

 

[RJN]

What was the inspiration for the feathers?

FLYING

 

[ButterTart]

Don't remember Gaultier looking quite so much like Les Dennis the first time I watched this.

 

[Apoca]

NO NOT SERIAL KILLER LEONORA

 

[dmlaw]

This utter CUNT.

 

[Penelope]

Girls don't forget to imagine how much more perfect this one becomes if she gets out a pistol and shoots herself in the head at the end

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hate this bitch.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OH GOD

 

[Apoca]

The Danish entry is one of the scariest and most intimidating things I've seen in Eurovision in a long time.

PURE EVIL.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh FUCK OFF

 

[ButterTart]

Love is Forever is very possibly in my bottom five Eurovision songs of all time. I believe it's actually evil.

Covid debuted in the same year as this, and I refuse to believe that's coincidence.

 

[D5K]

I LIKE THIS

 

[GNL]

OMG IT'S JOHN PAUL McQUEEN!

STILL waiting for McDean to get it on

 

[D5K]

I LIKE THIS

But yes I also agree it’s evil.

 

[COB]

Looking forward to this from your reactions!!

 

[Beverley]

Bring back Eurotrash!

SRSLY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm going to get as political as I damn well please, bitch