Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[dmlaw]

I'm going to stab her in the eye.

 

[ButterTart]

Take your shit chair and fuck off, Robocunt.

 

[Madison]

Fuck off Leonora - we can be political if we like.

 

[Soldi]

This is what I see the UK government playing over the police forcibly breaking up protests.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm going to stab her in the eye.

She'd just regenerate it.

 

[Apoca]

She's going to murder me in my sleep because I don't think love is forever.

I can feel it.

 

[Soldi]

I am a fan of Mme. Leonora though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She strikes me as someone who becomes an office manager with no merit whatsoever.

 

[Madison]

Cow

 

[GNL]

This is HATEFUL.

 

[Iguana]

I'm going to get as political as I damn well please, bitch

I feel like she's my soul mate

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I am a fan of Mme. Leonora though

TYPICAL SOLDI BULLSHIT WITH A BOW ON IT

 

[ButterTart]

This not coming last was the greatest injustice in living memory, and not just in Eurovision.

 

[Madison]

Go on - break your neck

 

[Penelope]

Truly terrifyingly evil

 

[COB]

There is absolutely NOTHING behind those eyes! Actually love her

 

[Soldi]

TYPICAL SOLDI BULLSHIT WITH A BOW ON IT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Such a HORSE CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

Fall off the chair. Fall Off The CHAIR. FALL OFF THE CHAIR!

 

[RJN]

Its like something from a Black Mirror episode about a children's show gone evil or something

 

[D5K]

But you’ve got to admire them for completely nailing what they were going for.

 

[GNL]

She strikes me as someone who becomes an office manager with no merit whatsoever.

As per her LAST email...

 

[Madison]

Why is she singing in this dead language?

 

[ButterTart]

She strikes me as someone who becomes an office manager with no merit whatsoever.

"I'd like to speak to the manager please, I ordered the 'colossal' chair and this is CLEARLY 'giant'."

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OMG you’re not Zoe

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark

 

[Penelope]

Leonora later went on to air strike a Gazan nursery

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark

 

[GNL]

OMG you’re not Zoe

A TRUE STAR.

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark

 

[ZenGiraffe]

07 Denmark

 

[Iguana]

How good will San M be on a scale of 1 to S.hit?

 

[ButterTart]

As per her LAST email...

Oh God I've actually used that phrase recently. Who even am I anymore?

 

[Soldi]

DADDY SERHAT!

 

[Apoca]

Well, we all survived that. Thank God.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

YAAAASS DADDY

 

[Penelope]

Oh this sunburnt old moo

 

[COB]

I can't believe SHE'S back

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How good will San M be on a scale of 1 to S.hit?

Leave your taste at the door and just give in to this banger