Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[D5K]

Sethat doing no dancing, just pointing at men

 

[ButterTart]

07 Denmark

I feel like you're just trolling at this point.

 

[Beverley]

DADDY SERHAT!

Is he your type?

 

[win_the_game]

This QUEEN

 

[dmlaw]

Leonora later went on to air strike a Gazan nursery

Unlike the Israeli military, she was actually aiming for it and described it as 'funny'.

 

[Penelope]

Oh this sunburnt old moo

You can just tell he turns up to Tel Aviv Pride every year and thought MAY AS WELL when he found out what else was on that year

 

[COB]

Did I read it wrong or was one of the songwriters called Susan Apocalypse

 

[Madison]

I still don’t understand how this qualified.

 

[Soldi]

Is he your type?

Well Mr Greece is bald (although thirty years younger)

 

[D5K]

This has seven more days of being Sam Marino’s best result.

 

[Penelope]

I still don’t understand how this qualified.

It's FUN!

 

[RJN]

This guy could have done amazing eurodance in the 90s

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I mean this is EVERYTHING. Interestingly he uses his whole vocabulary in this song.

 

[Apoca]

Serhat is STILL YOUNG. Never forget.

 

[Beverley]

WHO financed this bitch?!

 

[RJN]

I do think this is my favorite so far

 

[Suomi]

70 Malta
75 Albania
50 Czech Republic
100 Germany
60 Russia
00 Denmark

 

[COB]

This is just what I needed! The night has finally started, I'm getting a DRINK.

 

[Penelope]

The friend I was watching this with that year described this as 'born from the same impulse that gave us the Macarena', and I ENTIRELY agree

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I love the sheer fierce queenery of deciding to be a singer with half an octave

 

[Madison]

It's FUN!

HOW?

 

[Tisch]

From S.Hat to S.Hit, gotta love them

 

[Iguana]

WHO financed this bitch?!

Did he also do 100 cover versions of past Eurovision songs with creepy videos?

 

[Suomi]

WHO financed this bitch?!

Daddy has his own money

 

[Apoca]

00 Denmark

That's GENEROUS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHO financed this bitch?!

Didn't he buy his way to Eurovision every time?

 

[RJN]

Actually I'm going to say i love it

 

[COB]

WHO financed this bitch?!

Whoever it was they're performing a VITAL CULTURAL SERVICE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This came 10th in the televote

 

[win_the_game]

Is he your type?

Well he's effectively RS plus a decade or two.

 

[Beverley]

From S.Hat to S.Hit, gotta love them

I did, for a while, wonder if they were related.

 

[dmlaw]

He saved money by insisting that the male dancers wear shorts.

 

[Soldi]

This came 10th in the televote

SPOILERS!

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino

 

[Tisch]

This came 10th in the televote

This feels correct

 

[Suomi]

This came 10th in the televote

The bit in Turkish was a great move

 

[ButterTart]

His detailed journey from suspecting he's going crazy to having it clinically confirmed is such a lyrical masterstroke.

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino

 

[Apoca]

S.hat is in the PAST.
S.hit is the PRESENT and the FUTURE.

 

[Iguana]

An updated I'm Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman video?