Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino

 

[Soldi]

The bit in Turkish was a great move

To be fair he got no points from the UK and we were always a reliable point giver to Turkey, surely it wasn’t JUST that?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

S.hat is in the PAST.
S.hit is the PRESENT and the FUTURE.

 

[Beverley]

The bit in Turkish was a great move

There were actual LANGUAGES being 'used' in that song?

 

[ButterTart]

I will never understand how this happened.

 

[Tisch]

SPOILERS!

The YouTube still before the stream started was D*ncan's big face so let's hope no-one seriously was avoiding spoilers!

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino

 

[COB]

Who was that one really loud WOOOOOO?!

 

[GNL]

Oh no more MISERY from EASTERN EUROPE.

 

[RJN]

North Macedonia had a song called Proud and Vasil didn't cover it for his coming out video??

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD the success of this!

 

[D5K]

The audience whooping during this reminds me it’s not all bad that we don’t have a big crowd this year.

 

[ButterTart]

Just done some science and 'Proud' and 'Shite' have the EXACT same number of letters. Coincidence?

 

[RJN]

Oh no more MISERY from EASTERN EUROPE.

Right, Why can't they just forget all their problems and be HAPPY

 

[Beverley]

The verses are so fucking dry, though

 

[Penelope]

Whoever it was they're performing a VITAL CULTURAL SERVICE

I love the idea of Malta as a pipeline to the EU for funds from Azerbaijan, and San Marino as a pipeline to Eurovision for queens from Turkey

 

[Suomi]

You should never have your back to the audience

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hate her dress. So ugly.

 

[COB]

A selection of Danish lady's victims on screen now

 

[Madison]

Are the reflections live video, or did she have to time her hand movements correctly?

 

[dmlaw]

Tamara Todevska's "Small"

 

[Penelope]

Absolutely despise this load of @VoR-baiting nonsense. In the contest with just one purpose, to prove North Macedonia can do well

 

[Suomi]

Tamara: sings Proud
me: are you mad at me

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I hate singers who care this much

 

[Apoca]

It's well sung, it stands out from the rest in the running order.

But it's also incredibly pedestrian.

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino
08 North Macedonia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia

 

[dmlaw]

I think that may be the least sincere declaration of love since Lucille's last Grindr hook-up.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did anyone seek out his Grindr?

 

[RJN]

A grindr reference?

 

[Penelope]

GRINDR REFERENCE

 

[Soldi]

We BELIEVE in CHAMELEON

 

[Apoca]

The grindr reference was a DELIGHT. Bless him.

 

[ButterTart]

And she delivered it all with a face like she was calling Linda a selfish slag because she'd taken the only space big enough for her Range Rover at her son's under-12 football match.

 

[Penelope]

WE believe in the STAGE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I presume @VoR tried, but settled for Michael Rice.

 

[ButterTart]

Sisters had such a powerful message but everyone hates it because none of you like strong women.

 

[RJN]

Omg yellow shirt Czech Republic guy is so hot