Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[AGinAg (37)]

Spunk

 

[Penelope]

LOVE the host openly saying Mans' cover was terrible

 

[Apoca]

YAS QUEEN.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Eleni showing that timing is OPTIONAL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is SO GOOD!

 

[Penelope]

She just GETS IT!

 

[Iguana]

I love her dancing so much

 

[D5K]

If that's not CLASS I don't know what is

 

[COB]

Queen!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WE NEED HER BACK!

 

[Apoca]

WE NEED HER BACK!

HOSTING 2022, OF COURSE.

 

[Iguana]

Netta couldn't be arsed to watch then?

 

[Apoca]

God, Verka's TOY was a DELIGHT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can we get an entire album of Eurovision songs turned into Industrial-Soviet Anthems please?

 

[COB]

This demented Soviet Toy UTTERLY SHITS ON Netta's version!

 

[Beverley]

Verka was by FAR the best

 

[Penelope]

Yes, LOOK WHO STILL GETS INVITES BACK FROM 2007

 

[Beverley]

FFS WHY CAN'T VERKA RE-ENTER

 

[ZenGiraffe]

EINZ ZWEI DREI

 

[D5K]

Yes, LOOK WHO STILL GETS INVITES BACK FROM 2007

Marija's still staring at her phone.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Where did that FUN FACT come from?

 

[Madison]

12 Verka
10 Eleni
08 Conchita
07 Måns
06 Gali

 

[Penelope]

OMG GALI ATARI!!

 

[Penelope]

12 Verka
10 Eleni
08 Conchita
07 Måns
06 Gali

Gali was better than Måns you pig!

 

[Madison]

The background is a nice touch.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Such a show case of Eurovision IDOLS

 

[D5K]

Okay this is where it starts to drag isn’t it?

 

[Penelope]

Okay this is where it starts to drag isn’t it?

Yep! Think it's.....Madonna after this?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Please no Madonna. It's not even funny bad.

 

[D5K]

Did the broadcasters demand such a long voting window to maximise televote revenue?

 

[Madison]

Gali was better than Måns you pig!

She’s no Ilanit.

 

[D5K]

Yep! Think it's.....Madonna after this?

I think there might be 72 interviews first

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don't we get MAGIC at some point?

 

[Soldi]

I really don’t mind the 40 minute interval acts. Makes it feel like more of an EVENT imo.

 

[Beverley]

Yeah, I think I'm out, girls

 

[ButterTart]

Okay Alexa, show me a gif that both summarises this interval and details how long it's been since Madonna was relevant.

Alexa:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Okay Alexa, show me a gif that both summarises this interval and details how long it's been since Madonna was relevant.

Alexa:

Madonna looking the best she's looked for a while.

 

[ButterTart]

Madonna looking the best she's looked for a while.

That was from 2003.

 

[D5K]

I really don’t mind the 40 minute interval acts. Makes it feel like more of an EVENT imo.

It’s the highlight of the year, how much more of a fucking event do you want?!

 

[Apoca]

In the meantime, have a GIF of HATARI and LEGEND HERA BJÖRK looking suitably impressed: