Eurovision Rewatch: The Hague 1976 (17/10 @ 20.00 BST) (1 Viewer)

[Soldi]

She has a whiff of ELETTRA

 

[lolly]

Her voice is SHIT

 

[Tisch]

She's like a moody teenager on Judge Judy

 

[Iguana]

oh she CAN'T SING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Were any men worth fucking in the 70s?!?

Everyone fucked children.

 

[COB]

Were any men worth fucking in the 70s?!?

Not if you were over the age of seven, no

 

[AlgoAlex]

Her voice is SHIT

You mean he didn’t pick her for her TALENT?

 

[Iguana]

She is also CREEPY

 

[Soldi]

She has a whiff of ELETTRA

Actually it MUST be her

SHIT VOX
SHIT DRESS
NO STAGE PRESENCE

 

[lolly]

Were any men worth fucking in the 70s?!?

Only Starsky

 

[Tisch]

Did he forget the words?

I heard this too but wasn't sure if it was DRUNKEN EARS

 

[dmlaw]

Couldn't they at least have given the poor guy a box to stand on or something?

 

[Lucille]

They have a creepy father/daughter vibe going on.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Were any men worth fucking in the 70s?!?

I mean the women look pretty ok! Clearly they just didn't put ANY EFFORT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fresh semen glistening in hair from the Finnish bukkake soiree backstage.

 

[GNL]

Shes tone deaf and a charisma vacuum, bless her. Definitely only there because he wants to nonce her.

 

[Dark Carnival]

16 UK
19 La Suisse
45 Deutschland
55 Israël
20 Luxembourg
17 La Belgique
17 Ireland
49 Nederlands
55 Norway
35 Greece
29 Finland
16 Spain
21 Italy

 

[ButterTart]

Well, Italy were shit. Had they rehearsed the song or met each other prior to going onstage?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Waterloo!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God its Canon and Ball.

 

[GNL]

WATERLOO! I was defeated (and Robinson)

 

[lolly]

Well, Italy were shit. Had they rehearsed the song or met each other prior to going onstage?

They were married!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BULGE!

 

[lolly]

Famousmales BULGE ALERT

 

[dmlaw]

Shes tone deaf and a charisma vacuum, bless her. Definitely only there because he wants to nonce her.

They're married. And she's 25, although I'm convinced that is just a weak attempt to try and get served at the backstage bar.

 

[Lucille]

The one on the right is that short in HEELS.

 

[Soldi]

Look at the TASH on THAT!

 

[Lucille]

What an inspiring song of provincial mediocrity.

 

[COB]

I'd go for the tache one I think, if I HAD TO.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WOULD!

 

[GNL]

The one in blue is sort of ALRIGHT in a himbo kind of way.

 

[lolly]

This is giving me Rybak vibes

 

[ButterTart]

Oh God, I've made a terrible mistake.

The one on the right looks like Patricia Routledge with a false moustache, and that's literally the most complimentary thing I can say about this backstreet abortion of a performance.

 

[dmlaw]

They're married. And she's 25, although I'm convinced that is just a weak attempt to try and get served at the backstage bar.

Although Wikipedia does say that they met whilst she was appearing in films in the sixties, so she was at most eighteen then.

 

[Soldi]

Oh God, I've made a terrible mistake.

The one on the right looks like Patricia Routledge with a false moustache, and that's literally the most complimentary thing I can say about this backstreet abortion of a performance.

 

[dmlaw]

I'd go for the tache one I think, if I HAD TO.

You do realise that other people can see these posts, right?

 

[lolly]

A moment of DRAMA followed by three minutes of DIRGE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Amazingly this old child fucker is still alive.

 

[Lucille]

He looks like WOGAN’S CORPSE.

 

[lolly]

Nice of him to share a wig with Wogan