Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Alla]

The audience cheering, they're loving it!

 

[D5K]

You know this could have been okay if the performers had some charisma

 

[Tisch]

The man really puts on a pretty competent performance. Such he shame he got lumbered with her and this song. Truly the Chris Cromby of 2015.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

All the charisma of a cinema fire.

 

[octophone]

Oooh, bit racist with the accent there.

 

[Lucille]

I ponder this every time and I'd say yes. He's a bit amphibious looking but it's kinda appealing

Moopy has a few TOAD QUEENS lurking around.

 

[COB]

Satchmo found SCALPED

 

[Soldi]

OH FUCK OFF This is all a bit REPULSIVE

 

[Beverley]

You know this could have been okay if the performers had some charisma

SIS, IT'S HIDEOUS!

 

[dmlaw]

If they had to have scat then they should have hired Scatman John. Even dead, he'd be better than this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Like a cheap Tulisa. Which is basically poverty.

 

[VoR]

Is there such a thing as oral blackface?

 

[Lucille]

Cwej yelled at me when I gave this 0 at his Eurovision party

 

[D5K]

The man really puts on a pretty competent performance. Such he shame he got lumbered with her and this song. Truly the Chris Cromby of 2015.

Not sure I could disagree more.

 

[OutSynk]

Got the same LED lights for my office Chistmas party costume. $5.99 on eBay.

 

[Raining on Me]

The UK just has to fucking RUIN EVERYTHING as per

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK

 

[Beverley]

Is it time for @Madison's fave genocide anthem?

 

[Suomi]

Whatever he was doing there in that vocal, I wanted to die

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK

 

[Alla]

07 Slovenia
06 France
09 Israel
11 Estonia
12 UK

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is there such a thing as oral blackface?

Racist porn.

 

[D5K]

SIS, IT'S HIDEOUS!

Which is why they needed someone to completely commit to it to push it through to the other side, not half arse it.

 

[Iguana]

06 Slovenia
09 France
06 Israel
07 Estonia
04 UK

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Cwej yelled at me when I gave this 0 at his Eurovision party

Video please.

 

[Lucille]

What a NOSE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The eyebrows.

 

[Iguana]

Has lady #1 been KIDNAPPED?

 

[Soldi]

They all look HORRIFIED and I DONT BLAME THEM

 

[D5K]

This lot are no EQUINOX

 

[octophone]

What the fuck is this? "I know guys, let's dress like a COVEN".

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did we really do Moopyvision Aremenia coz I don't remember this! !

 

[Alla]

This Armenian hot mess would have been effective if someone dies on stage. Imagine someone dying getting lots of fake cheering

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is RATHER PLAIN.

 

[Beverley]

They all look HORRIFIED and I DONT BLAME THEM

DON'T MAKE ME GIGGLE AT THIS!

 

[dmlaw]

Is it time for @Madison's fave genocide anthem?

All Armenia songs are about genocide. Qele qele is the Armenian for Kemal Ataturk murdered my grandfather.

 

[VoR]

This is terrible but getting Rose Byrne from Bridesmaids to play an Armenian was quite the casting coup.

 

[OutSynk]

They look like they came to sacrifice somebody.

 

[Lucille]

I want to see this west end musical about Genocide.

 

[Bumptious]

Imagine falling into this cult. Embarrassing