Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[OutSynk]

Too far @David_5000. TOO FAR.

 

[ButterTart]

Carol Vorderman.

I will not repeat the DISGUSTING but funny as fuck nickname she was given by certain VoRs who shall remain nameless.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wow look at those legs! Shame they don’t work.

Prick. Reported.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This dress is dangerous with those wheels

 

[Beverley]

IT'S AMINATA TIME!!!

 

[octophone]

The "ditched at the altar" outfit wasn't a great move.

 

[Soldi]

AMINATA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh HERE WE GO.

 

[ButterTart]

Is she the first bewheelchaired entrant?

She wouldn't have been if the UK had only pulled the trigger on Yodel in the Canyon of Love by tragic Kerry off the X-Factor.

 

[COB]

Oh god, I am NOT ready for this. Not!!

 

[Penelope]

RIGHT BIRTHDAY'S OVER I'M HERE QUEENS

 

[Beverley]

TURN IT THE FUCK UP

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is just SO SO GOOD.

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG WHAT A TRACK TO COME INTO

 

[Madison]

Come to Salzburg!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Still hate this bitch!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

RIGHT BIRTHDAY'S OVER I'M HERE QUEENS

Just in time!

 

[Soldi]

RIGHT BIRTHDAY'S OVER I'M HERE QUEENS

JUST IN TIME

 

[Lucille]

RIGHT BIRTHDAY'S OVER I'M HERE QUEENS

CAPS LOCK ON GIRLS!

 

[octophone]

NATTY BOOBS

 

[Penelope]

TOO FUTURE-THINKING TO WIN EUROVISION

 

[Madison]

She wouldn't have been if the UK had only pulled the trigger on Yodel in the Canyon of Love by tragic Kerry off the X-Factor.

Best cunnilingus metaphor ever.

 

[Tisch]

That perfect triangle is DOING THINGS TO ME

 

[ButterTart]

I don't like this one either.

 

[Lucille]

This is DRAG

 

[Dark Carnival]

FKA ZZZZZ

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't like this one either.

THANK YOU

 

[octophone]

HANDOGRAPHY

 

[OutSynk]

I hate this. That chorus is terrible.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't like this one either.

Also reported.

 

[D5K]

NATTY BOOBS

They just look hairy to me.

 

[VoR]

I'm starting to believe that Aminata is literally Latvia's only talented musician.

 

[Penelope]

This is making me an FKA DETTY PIG

 

[Penelope]

I'm starting to believe that Aminata is literally Latvia's only talented musician.

ANMARY

 

[ButterTart]

THANK YOU

Are we on the same page here, DC? I feel a genuine sense of accomplishment!

 

[COB]

I don't like this one either.

FKA ZZZZZ

I hate this. That chorus is terrible.

I want these CUNTS IN JAIL!

 

[octophone]

The in-tune bits are decent enough.

 

[Lucille]

I don't like this one either.

You’re too STRAIGHT for YOUR OWN GOOD.

 

[Bumptious]

This is epic

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hate this. That chorus is terrible.

IT'S SHIT

 

[ButterTart]

I want these CUNTS IN JAIL!

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