Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Iguana]

When you look up the 2015 show on YouTube, it shows as being 5 hours long

I'm beginning to see WHY

 

[Dark Carnival]

The light bulbs

 

[dmlaw]

These intros seem a lot longer without Graham Norton talking over the top of them. No wonder this is going to take four hours.

 

[Soldi]

HERE SHE IS

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMGGGG!!!

 

[Madison]

It’s only 10 minutes or so.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Slay me mother!!!!

 

[D5K]

Those ping pong ball lights were criminally underused

 

[Alla]

I HATE prerecorded cheers, it's shit! You don't know when the claps and cheers are real or fake, except during Electro Velvet, ALL FAKE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh I love the hanging baubles

Yes very lovely.

 

[Dark Carnival]

SO beautiful!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I HATE prerecorded cheers, it's shit! You don't know when the claps and cheers are real or fake, except during Electro Velvet, ALL FAKE.

Oh was this the year with all the fake cheering?

 

[ButterTart]

Three of Genealogy were murdered by Turks.

Guy Sebastian was shot by poachers just last week. And Mørland finally succumbed to the gout that's plagued him his entire adult life.

 

[Beverley]

Do we have that parade of contestants this year?

 

[Tisch]

I do not need the hosts pretending to sing

 

[Dark Carnival]

CONCHITA FLYING! SHE FUCKING DEFIES GRAVITY!!

 

[octophone]

Israel had crashed a plane into the building by this stage.

Yeah but they'd put 20 Palestinians in it beforehand.

 

[Iguana]

WHY ARE THEY PRETENDING TO SING

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK NEWTON!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Bollocks are they singing live.

 

[Alla]

Oh was this the year with all the fake cheering?

Unfortunately yes. Worst idea ever?

 

[Lucille]

@Penelope are you not even staying for HALF?

HALF A PILL MAYBE.

 

[Beverley]

Afro lady might be my third fave presenter after Petra and Ulrika

 

[Soldi]

Do we have that parade of contestants this year?

Yes and a LOT MORE before MELODI NUMBER 1

 

[Alla]

Bollocks are they singing live.

Better than Madonna.

 

[Madison]

Do we have that parade of contestants this year?

We do. Warning: not wheelchair friendly.

 

[ButterTart]

Better than Madonna.

Being shot by poachers is better than Madonna.

 

[Beverley]

OH, NOT CHILDREN

 

[Alla]

Kids

 

[octophone]

Jesus - there is no situation that is ever improved by a children's choir.

 

[Lucille]

HIYA

 

[Tisch]

Do we have that parade of contestants this year?

Omg like an Olympic flag ceremony? FABULOUS!

 

[dmlaw]

Yeah but they'd put 20 Palestinians in it beforehand.

And they had called all the Jews and warned them not to go to work that day.

 

[Soldi]

We do. Warning: not wheelchair friendly.

“Welcome POLAND”
*quick shot to Monica sat at the bottom of the stairs*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Kids

IKR fuck off we want Conchita!

 

[ButterTart]

WHERE ARE TRACKSHITTAZ? Why are Austria so determined to ignore the act that started their ascent to temporary greatness?

 

[Lucille]

Did he rap CELINE DION?

 

[Bumptious]

Winched and cinched Conchita

 

[Lucille]

Austria have far TOO MUCH MONEY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Every one of those children has a Nazi great grandparent.

 

[octophone]

Which one's trans? Is it second left?