Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Beverley]

WELL WELL WELL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh I love the Duffy vox

*makes a [REDACTED] Duffy joke*

 

[octophone]

Did she swallow a kazoo?

 

[Lucille]

It’s not a bad song but the singing and presentation is HIDEOUS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE POINTS

 

[Tisch]

>

Oh HELLO! You're about to get very popular.

 

[Beverley]

Did Slovenia suck too much DICK the night before!

SEVERAL pubes in her throat

 

[Beverley]

The interpretive violinist is v annoying

 

[Lucille]

>

WELCOME

 

[dmlaw]

Mind you, she's better than anything from 1980.

 

[octophone]

The lass miming the violin parts without a violin is PEAK EUROVISION

 

[AGinAg (37)]

>
Finally. Thrown the beer across the room

DOUZE

 

[ButterTart]

Does she know she left her headphones on?

Headphones on, dressed like a doily. I've been to Slovenia and can confirm nobody looks or sounds like this.

 

[Soldi]

Mind you, she's better than anything from 1980.

Poor old MAGGIE MCNEAL (DEAD)

 

[Iguana]

>
Finally. Thrown the beer across the room

You could throw me across the room?

 

[Madison]

Yay - it’s the first genocide song.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's face of evil Coleen Nolan.

 

[Beverley]

@Bumptious WHO IS SHE? WHERE DID YOU FIND HER?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh this cow

 

[Tisch]

Oh I remember this is when France sent Dawn French!

 

[Lucille]

@Bumptious You forgot to tell us WHAT YOURE DRINKING!

 

[Beverley]

Yay - it’s the first genocide song.

The other one reminds me of you

 

[Dark Carnival]

Seriously it's a nice song but what an AWFUL package to sell it!

 

[Soldi]

Where did the brand new @Halloumi go?

 

[ButterTart]

It's face of evil Coleen Nolan.

Linda Nolan?

 

[Lucille]

I’m a sucker for mediocre french shit! (Hi DC!)

 

[octophone]

All the stage presence of a dropped blancmange.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh read the room hun.

 

[OutSynk]

Fuck France take your shirt off @Bumptious

 

[Iguana]

This is very a Chimène Badi

Anyone?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh that has made me quite emotional

 

[ButterTart]

This is a touch heavy to have been sandwiched between headphone doily girl and Golden Boy.

 

[Tisch]

It's no Donna and Karen from 1996 that's for sure

 

[Lucille]

Serve the handography honey!

 

[dmlaw]

I bet Armenia would gotten away with their original title if they had done it in French.

 

[Soldi]

This is actually an impromptu funeral for all the dead 1980 contenstants.

 

[Bumptious]

You could throw me across the room?

After this shit french wailing

 

[Beverley]

I do love the background though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The apocalyptic imagery really set the tone for events in France that were yet to happen.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG DEAD!!!

 

[Lucille]

YASSSS BRING HOME THE BACON!