Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04) (1 Viewer)

[OutSynk]

GOOD EVENING VIENNA

*crickets*

 

[Penelope]

How are Australia doing so well?

It was in the Beefeater ads.

 

[D5K]

So who just missed out on our top 5?

 

[Lucille]

How are Spain doing so bad, did all the gays LITERALLY DIE after the dress reveal???

 

[Soldi]

What do you mean BACK when she was good?!

She’s not topped Dont Stop Believing (and A Million Years) has she? For You was TERRIBLE

 

[Penelope]

THREE AND A HALF LADIES?

 

[ButterTart]

Mariette especially robotic tonight. Our differences are in our minds, not our core processors.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How are Australia doing so well?

Their first go was quite exciting as I recall.

 

[Lucille]

So who just missed out on our top 5?

Serbia not 1st.

 

[Madison]

Their first go was quite exciting as I recall.

I guess it depends on how much you like lampposts.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHO IS THIS GERMAN QUEEN?

 

[Alla]

So who just missed out on our top 5?

If Estonia doesn't win this I'll have a word with many of you.

 

[Penelope]

LEE LIN CHIN!

 

[ButterTart]

This German bird quite clearly gets too pissed at the Christmas party. She's had her fanny out in more than one Pizza Express.

 

[Alla]

WAIT A MINUTE, Spain top 5 here!?

 

[Lucille]

Who’s this glamorous old Australian MANTIS!?!

 

[Penelope]

 

[Dark Carnival]

How are Australia doing so well?

I DON'T KNOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

THIS QUEEN!

 

[Lucille]

 

[D5K]

WAIT A MINUTE, Spain top 5 here!?

Yes, we have (in alphabetical order) Belgium, Estonia, Latvia, Russia, and Spain left to go.

 

[Soldi]

Uh why did they ALL VOTE THE SAME. NO EXCITEMENT WHAT SO EVER. Someone chuck a random twelve to SLOVENIA or SOMETHING.

 

[dmlaw]

This German bird quite clearly gets too pissed at the Christmas party. She's had her fanny out in more than one Pizza Express.

SURiE has had to ask her to leave on so many occasions.

 

[ButterTart]

Who’s this glamorous old Australian MANTIS!?!

It's actually Susan Kennedy off the Neighbours. She looks totally different when she's not in character.

 

[D5K]

In the real results, this isn't the Swedish walkover that I remembered.

 

[Madison]

BOOOOO @ Polina’s mum

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Australian lady doesn't do the votes anymore does she?

 

[Alla]

Yes, we have (in alphabetical order) Belgium, Estonia, Latvia, Russia, and Spain left to go.

I think Russia won Moopyvision, and then Estonia in the re-run, am I right?

 

[Madison]

BOOOOO @ Polina’s spawn

 

[Penelope]

at Conchita being dispatched URGENTLY OVER to Polina at all moments by the producers to do something about her RELENTLESS CRYING FITS at every 12 getting a dirty booing

 

[OutSynk]

In the real results, this isn't the Swedish walkover that I remembered.

 

[ButterTart]

"I'm sorry, but I can't stop crying. I started in 1993 and it's been like a leaky tap ever since."

 

[Soldi]

Oh someone tell her that her mum and son were killed because she didn’t perform well enough and that they’re both just clones

 

[Alla]

Australian lady doesn't do the votes anymore does she?

Something to do with the broadcast network, can't remember. @VoR to tell us all about it.

 

[Lucille]

ON MY FACE MANS.

 

[Penelope]

God Mans is so LAMINATED. He looks like he was conceived during a Benetton ad.

 

[Lucille]

Something to do with the broadcast, can't remember. @VoR to tell us all about it.

DEAD?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Loving Conchita being all fake and politically correct! GIVE HER A ROUND OF APPLAUSE EVERYBODY!

 

[Lucille]

Twenty more votes and we’ve stopped for a break!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BYE THEN MANS