Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Penelope]

Italy also invited to Chez LUCILLES HOLE.

Oh WHO ISN'T?

 

[ButterTart]

‘CAN’T WAIT...’

I've never heard that used as such a clear substitute for 'Christ, this wanker again' as it was just then.

 

[Soldi]

Oh WHO ISN'T?

Well I hope IM INVITED

 

[ButterTart]

Iceland has something of the dominatrix about her. So severe.

 

[Penelope]

I take it all back about these hosts. They've really COME INTO THEIR OWN during the voting

 

[Lucille]

Oh WHO ISN'T?

You if you don’t WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

 

[Soldi]

The Cypriot announcer

 

[OutSynk]

The crowd is happier about Russia NOT winning than Sweden winning.

 

[Lucille]

Well I hope IM INVITED

You can have Pen’s invite hun.

 

[Madison]

Also is that SHIRLEY CLAMP sat beside Måns?! @VoR @Suomi

Could it be Linnea Deb?

 

[Tisch]

The Cypriot announcer

The two ladies

 

[Penelope]

at everyone chanting GREECE at the Cypriot 12 when they've ALREADY GIVEN THEM 8

When was the last year before this when Greece and Cyprus were both in the final and mutually WENT THEIR OWN WAY for their 12s?

 

[Dark Carnival]

The crowd is happier about Russia NOT winning than Sweden winning.

AREN'T WE ALL!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I take it all back about these hosts. They've really COME INTO THEIR OWN during the voting

Absolute cunts. DOUZE POINTS.

 

[Penelope]

You can have Pen’s invite hun.

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’m done with this kooky bitch.

 

[Tisch]

MANS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

 

[Soldi]

 

[OutSynk]

AREN'T WE ALL!!

Bitch you gave Russia 8 points.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Norwegian bitch ...

 

[dmlaw]

That Cypriot song must have been really shit to only get ten of its eleven points from Greece.

 

[Alla]

The crowd is happier about Russia NOT winning than Sweden winning.

They idea of going back to Russia is just too much for these poor euroqueens.

 

[Madison]

Finally Suzi is back.

 

[octophone]

Have this lot STILL not finished. I have literally mastered an album, uploaded it, finished the artwork and am having a last listen in the time it has taken these cunts to count to 12.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bitch you gave Russia 8 points.

I know, I love her

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are we going to be JUST SHY OF 2K posts again?

 

[OutSynk]

MANS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

Yes we have gathered that.

 

[Lucille]

15 points for Spain so AGOG. What a homophobic year.

 

[Penelope]

Suzy practically UNRECOGNISABLE

 

[ButterTart]

Now we know Europe went for the functional, Ikea bookcase of a winner, should we decamp to the Mello thread?

 

[Penelope]

Yes we have gathered that.

Get you!

 

[Soldi]

Have this lot STILL not finished. I have literally mastered an album, uploaded it, finished the artwork and am having a last listen in the time it has taken these cunts to count to 12.

Oh we’ve got an OLDEN DAYS Eurovision to rewatch yet

 

[dmlaw]

I have a good feeling about Russia for the 2016 contest.

 

[ButterTart]

Have this lot STILL not finished. I have literally mastered an album, uploaded it, finished the artwork and am having a last listen in the time it has taken these cunts to count to 12.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now we know Europe went for the functional, Ikea bookcase of a winner, should we decamp to the Mello thread?

Starts in 13 mins

 

[Lucille]

Now we know Europe went for the functional, Ikea bookcase of a winner, should we decamp to the Mello thread?

We’re obviously going to watch his lovely arms sing the song AGAIN.

 

[Soldi]

8 to HUNGARY!! No wonder they CUT THE LINK

 

[Penelope]

Good lord, did this thread really end up overtaking 2009? I'm OUT and straight over to the Melodifestivalen 2009 thread

 

[ButterTart]

You said it was the last country five minutes ago, you lying bitch!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Polina absolutely losing HER SHIT.