Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04) (2 Viewers)

[Madison]

Ooh is it ARMENIA?!

 

[OutSynk]

Polina putting on her best SAVE FACE.

 

[Madison]

Yay!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Good lord, did this thread really end up overtaking 2009? I'm OUT and straight over to the Melodifestivalen 2009 thread

There's just MORE OF US HERE.

 

[D5K]

The show was twice as long but clearly we had way more to talk about with 2003

 

[dmlaw]

You said it was the last country five minutes ago, you lying bitch!

I think they may be going back and doing all the ones where they fucked up the link at the moment.

 

[Lucille]

I’ll be in the melfest thread once I’ve watched Mans ‘sing’ and sat on my bottle of Malbec.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Armenia getting a useless last minute DOUZE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell this year had so many gems! Glad Sweden saved us from that Russian witch but still!

 

[D5K]

Fucking hell this year had so many gems! Glad Sweden saved us from that Russian witch but still!

Two gems, maybe three at a push.

 

[Lucille]

Fucking hell this year had so many gems! Glad Sweden saved us from that Russian witch but still!

The ENGAGEMENT is OFF

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ugh almost as shit as Rybak

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mans just SO HUMBLE.

 

[D5K]

Two gems, maybe three at a push.

and lots of polished turds of a song.

 

[ButterTart]

"Oh you guys, I definitely didn't expect to win. I haven't been practicing my shocked face for this exact moment since I was four years old. I'm so humble."

That's what you sound like ALL THE TIME, Mans. I preferred you when you were a stage school twat with microphone hair, at least Cara Mia was a BOP.

 

[Tisch]

HOW LONG TILL HE TAKES HIS TOP OFF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He looks FRESHLY FUCKED.

 

[Lucille]

That nose could really squirrel right into the depths of your GUTS

 

[OutSynk]

Mans getting through hugging Conchita thanks to the euphoria.

 

[COB]

Latvia woz robbed

 

[Soldi]

The ENGAGEMENT is OFF

OI IVE ALREADY WARNED YOU

 

[Penelope]

We are all heroes? No matter what we believe in? EVEN ELECTRO VELVET?

 

[ButterTart]

I’ll be in the melfest thread once I’ve watched Mans ‘sing’ and sat on my bottle of Malbec.

I'm simultaneously amused AND repulsed. Bravo.

 

[Alla]

More MANS in the MelFest 2009 rewatch tonight, in 7 minutes

 

[octophone]

Oh did staging man with stick figures win?

 

[Penelope]

at the JOINT NUL for Germany and Austria

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh did staging man with stick figures win?

Yup.

 

[Suomi]

Also is that SHIRLEY CLAMP sat beside Måns?! @VoR @Suomi

that’s Linnea Deb!

 

[Lucille]

Ooooooh they let the black one back in!

 

[octophone]

Yup.

Well strap me to a tree and call me Brenda. (copyright Vivian Stanshall)

 

[Penelope]

at Conchita not even MASKING her lust

 

[ButterTart]

Wow, these presenters really can't adlib.

 

[Lucille]

‘It has to come to an end’

YOU’D HOPE!

 

[Penelope]

Ooooooh they let the black one back in!

She'd been holding Polina's hair back at the loos.

 

[octophone]

at the JOINT NUL for Germany and Austria

Fucking deserved. That shitstain with the flaming piano deserved to be put in the stocks and pelted with dead dogs.

 

[dmlaw]

They seem to be filling a lot. Almost as if the Swedish staging takes a long time to set up.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Those shots of Mans having a private wipe down.

 

[Lucille]

Mans cumming into the shape of a child.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fucking deserved. That shitstain with the flaming piano deserved to be put in the stocks and pelted with dead dogs.

He was. Dead now.

 

[Lucille]

Here for this Hans BUKAKKE.