Eurovision Song Celebration 2020 Part Two - 14/05 8pm

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Greece
06 Estonia
05 Austria
08 Moldova
07 San Marino
02 Czech Republic
08 Serbia
07 Poland
09 Iceland
02 Switzerland
03 Denmark
06 Albania
09 Armenia
03 Portugal
09 Georgia
10 Bulgaria

 

[ButterTart]

That would have died on its arse live.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't remember this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That would have died on its arse live.

PROVE IT!

 

[ButterTart]

Now this mental bitch I'm very much here for.

 

[dmlaw]

I don't remember this.

You are very fortunate.

 

[Soldi]

I’d love to have seen the staging for this. Could have made or broken it as a winner.

I think they wanted to RECREATE the video as much as possible.

 

[D5K]

I don't remember this.

The video is a treat.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Good hats.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh yes this is nuts.

 

[dmlaw]

PROVE IT!

Actually, I'd quite like that as well. Go back in time, travel to Wuhan and when that guy tries to have sex with the pangolin, tell him to cut it out.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It thinks it's better than it is.

I don't hate it mind.

 

[Soldi]

This is a complete 11/10 FARCE that would have finished LAST

 

[ButterTart]

PROVE IT!

It's not a visual song. It might be nice in audio form but it's three minutes of nothing happening. Her voice is too wispy to give it make it interesting.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Greece
06 Estonia
05 Austria
08 Moldova
07 San Marino
02 Czech Republic
08 Serbia
07 Poland
09 Iceland
02 Switzerland
03 Denmark
06 Albania
09 Armenia
03 Portugal
09 Georgia
10 Bulgaria
07 Latvia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So now France, UK and Spain?

 

[Soldi]

Oh I haven’t heard the NEW version of THIS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is the worst French entry that I can recall. No one asked for English lyrics

 

[Soldi]

It’d have done a lot better than it deserved to as well.

 

[D5K]

Oh I haven’t heard the NEW version of THIS

Oh have we lost the Eiffel Tower?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh it is different isn't it? It's marginally less offensive.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh have we lost the Eiffel Tower?

Terror attack.

 

[dmlaw]

I think this would be less horrible if it stuck to one language rather than switching between. Not much less horrible, of course, but I'd take what I can.

 

[ButterTart]

So now France, UK and Spain?

Yeah. Because sitting through the rest of the semi final wasn't enough of a thrill for us.

 

[D5K]

I wish Tornike smelled like him.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh no a rousing choir.

 

[ButterTart]

Surely this one had got last place reserved.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd bum him mind.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Greece
06 Estonia
05 Austria
08 Moldova
07 San Marino
02 Czech Republic
08 Serbia
07 Poland
09 Iceland
02 Switzerland
03 Denmark
06 Albania
09 Armenia
03 Portugal
09 Georgia
10 Bulgaria
07 Latvia
04 France

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Here's chubby chops.

 

[Soldi]

I'd bum him mind.

Who WOULDNT?

 

[Soldi]

Here's chubby chops.

Our very own CHIARA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do you think they chose a horrible old topless man to make him like less terrible?

 

[ButterTart]

Lovely video.

 

[ButterTart]

Our very own CHIARA

Maybe if there were two of him stitched together...

 

[Soldi]

A very good artistic video

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think we could have teased a cheeky 15th place.

 

[dmlaw]

I think this would have done okay for the UK, dependent on a decent place in the running order.

 

[dmlaw]

Maybe if there were two of him stitched together...

And he had a lazy eye.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Greece
06 Estonia
05 Austria
08 Moldova
07 San Marino
02 Czech Republic
08 Serbia
07 Poland
09 Iceland
02 Switzerland
03 Denmark
06 Albania
09 Armenia
03 Portugal
09 Georgia
10 Bulgaria
07 Latvia
04 France
08 UK