Eurovision Song Celebration 2020 Part Two - 14/05 8pm

[Soldi]

This sounds QUITE GOOD after the shower of SHIT we’ve had to listen through. If they’d have thrown a Lucie-style staging at it he MIGHT have scraped the Top 15.

 

[ButterTart]

Do you think they chose a horrible old topless man to make him like less terrible?

That's WIM HOF, a Dutch LEGEND who I'd definitely heard of before I watched this video.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And he had a lazy eye.

He has a lazy metabolism.

 

[ButterTart]

What a BORING song to cap the night off with.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Spanish guys looks like that actor from AHS.

 

[dmlaw]

Presumably, we've still got a fan recap to look forward to.

 

[Soldi]

He has a lazy metabolism.

To be fair I’ll look like POOR OLD JAMES after lockdown.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just don't like it at all. I preferred that boy they had in a house.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Presumably, we've still got a fan recap to look forward to.

Fun for Western Europe.

 

[Soldi]

This would so have been shoved 2nd/15th in the running order

 

[Soldi]

Oh I NOTICE we’re doing better POST WISE than those queens pretending to understand SWEDISH

 

[ButterTart]

The Spanish guys looks like that actor from AHS.

He does have a look of Kathy Bates now you mention it.

 

[Soldi]

I honestly don’t get why the EBU can’t have shoved up a voting link on the app and done a PROPER CONTEST with music videos with a SCOREBOARD on Saturday.

 

[Soldi]

Look at all that LOO ROLL he’s using!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fucking cosplay

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Look at all that LOO ROLL he’s using!

CRIMINAL! (March 2020 Remix)

 

[ButterTart]

If this is what other humans are like, I'm fucking glad lockdown exists so I don't have to interact with them.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Should we expect hopeful post Coronavirus anthems next year?

I HOPE NOT.

 

[dmlaw]

Well, I don't think that this semi final is anything like as bad certain ButterTarts would have us believe. With clever staging, a few of them might even have reached the level of quite good.

 

[Soldi]

12 Bulgaria
10 Iceland
08 Switzerland
07 Denmark
06 Serbia
05 Portugal
04 Poland
03 United Kingdom
02 Armenia
01 Latvia

 

[Lucille]

Should we expect hopeful post Coronavirus anthems next year?

I HOPE NOT.

That was Latvia this year

 

[ButterTart]

With clever staging, a few of them might even have reached the level of quite good.

I said REACH, climb every mountain.

 

[dmlaw]

Right, I guess I'll fiddle with some cables and see if I can get the voting for the Swedish thing onto my television.

 

[ButterTart]

I hope they don't show any of the songs on Saturday. It's supposed to be a party and they'd just bring the mood down.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

12 Bulgaria
10 Armenia
08 Georgia
07 Iceland
06 Serbia
05 Greece
04 Moldova
03 UK
02 Poland
01 Latvia

 

[ButterTart]

I hope Alicja's parents let her out of the attic eventually.

Oh my God I only just got this.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

That was Latvia this year

And the UK

 

[Suomi]

Right, I guess I'll fiddle with some cables and see if I can get the voting for the Swedish thing onto my television.

hope it didn’t take you too long for this 3 minutes of television!

 

[Zu]

*Fingers self to cleopatra for the second time this week*

I’d hope you realise how disappointed we’ll all be if you don’t ram the whole hand up during this evening’s 30 second snippet