Eurovision Song Contest 2026: Semi-Final 2 LIVE

[Agneeta]

Visually quite pleasing. The song needs tightening up a bit.

 

[Iguana]

Visually quite pleasing. The song needs tightening up a bit.

Bit late for that!

 

[Iguana]

Didn't do much for me, sorry.

 

[win_the_game]

Wouldn't mind Switzerland getting through to Saturday

 

[Soldi]

Wouldn't mind Switzerland getting through to Saturday

I do hope the juries have pushed it through.

 

[Soldi]

CYPRUS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Don't get bitter, Glitter!

 

[GNL]

I liked Switzerland in the end.

 

[Tisch]

The host is back in his shell suit, sorry boys

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh do I sense a SLUT?

 

[Agneeta]

She was on Love Island?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DON'T LET ME DOWN CYPRUS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh she cannot sing a note.

This is going to be AMAZING

 

[GNL]

Sophocles fell off.

 

[Dark Carnival]

YES!

 

[Tisch]

Well, I enjoy that she is actually dancing in a table, I'll say that

 

[rhythmbandit]

It's giving La La Love levels of nocals.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[lolly]

This is anaemic

 

[dmlaw]

She’s lucky she’s got her looks to fall back on.

 

[Soldi]

Can’t wait to get my tits out to this in Paphos this weekend

 

[GNL]

This is anaemic

And ASTHMATIC by the sound of it.

 

[Ellie]

I’m always confused how someone born and raised in the UK can sing in English and sound like they don’t understand the language.

 

[FetchFugly]

It's giving La La Love levels of nocals.

But not La La Love levels of song

 

[Agneeta]

*audience starts clapping along*

*gets bored*

 

[Lucille]

The 2002 tea!

 

[dmlaw]

You only have four dancers, Cyprus. Hide a fat lass in the shadows and turn off Antigoni’s microphone.

 

[lolly]

No, that's quite enough, thanks

 

[Sardonicus]

Cyprus might be BASIC with NOCALS but it's still better than all but about 2 songs from the pits of semifinal 1. Qualify pls.

 

[Agneeta]

What a shame

 

[GNL]

I hope this qualifies over all the dreary stuff but it is plainly quite terrible on every conceivable level.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My favourite so far!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sorry, I'm LIVING!

 

[Tisch]

My favourite so far!

 

[Music]

Oh wow those NOCALS were worse than I imagined

I do hope it squeaks through though.

 

[Suomi]

This is the closest we’ll ever come to knowing how well Klara Hammerstrom would have done at Eurovision

 

[Soldi]

Couldn’t sing one word of it! DOUZE POINTS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Couldn’t sing one word of it! DOUZE POINTS!

NEITHER COULD SHE!

 

[Soldi]

The table looked frighteningly like my TV stand

 

[Lucille]

The nocals elevated it to 13/10.

Some of you are not real lovers of ROPEY SLAGS!