Eurovision Song Contest 2026: Semi-Final 2 LIVE

[Lucille]

So sorry.

 

[FetchFugly]

Back away from the camera.

 

[dmlaw]

Don’t let him out of the box.

 

[win_the_game]

Kill it with fire

 

[Tisch]

Rylan and the other one talking about how he's a "lovely man" doesn't exactly fill me with hope

 

[rhythmbandit]

Crazy eyes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The last thing we needed was AM DRAM

 

[Ellie]

Had he just ripped off opening routine from Everybody's Talking About Jamie?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[PercyPig]

I’m cancelling my party on Saturday

 

[rhythmbandit]

What an ordeal.

 

[win_the_game]

This is the worst thing we've ever sent

 

[lolly]

Christ Almighty

 

[Ellie]

Well the crowd seem to like it.

 

[FetchFugly]

I hate his slice of pepperoni dance. Obviously I hate all of it, but that especially.

 

[Tisch]

I'm trying I really am, but

 

[lolly]

Disgusting

 

[dmlaw]

Eurovision crowd singing back to him. Why doesn’t Noam Bettan try that on Saturday?

 

[Sardonicus]

This is the worst thing we've ever sent

Josh Dubovie still takes that dubious honour for me

 

[Dark Carnival]

I really hope this doesn't qualify, mopsy!

 

[Soldi]

Good staging but such a terrible, terrible song

 

[rhythmbandit]

Sam's family on Sunday:

 

[Lucille]

 

[Dark Carnival]

anyway, thank fuck it's over can we move on now?

 

[Soldi]

I really hope this doesn't qualify, mopsy!

I’m hoping we’re DISQUALIFIED!

 

[PercyPig]

Like I think that would have been better with different staging there’s something in the song and it picked up towards the end but he’s just cringe.

Fun for YouTube

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ANOTHER GIANTESS!!!!

 

[rhythmbandit]

Terrifying Eastern European woman looking over him is terrifying.

 

[win_the_game]

MOTHER!

 

[Soldi]

MOTHER!

 

[Dark Carnival]

A DEAD PARENT???

 

[Ellie]

is Stephanie Beacham his mum?

 

[dmlaw]

I’m enjoying the grandeur of the Albania song.

 

[Lucille]

This is so CAMP already

The looming (presumably DEAD) MOTHER!

 

[Dark Carnival]

THE DRAMA!

 

[Tisch]

This is so CAMP already

The looming (presumably DEAD) MOTHER!

She's comes out and joins in!

 

[GNL]

What is this shit

 

[PercyPig]

OMG

 

[Lucille]

No one does psycho-sexual-family drama like the Albanians.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is EVERYTHING!!