Eurovision Song Contest 2026: Semi-Final 2 LIVE

[Lucille]

Hate a man who thinks he’s sexier than he is!

 

[FetchFugly]

The creepy smile singing is a no.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is VERY BORING for a song performed by an OBVIOUS FAGGOT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I took a Maltese lover recently who was trying to convince me this was good.

He is very much WRONG

 

[Agneeta]

Nothing about this good in anyway or form.

 

[lolly]

This had a full page advert in Metro today, for some reason

 

[Music]

Well that was a song.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Well that went nowhere fast.

 

[dmlaw]

I took a Maltese lover recently who was trying to convince me this was good.

He is very much WRONG

Did your hate for the song make the Maltese cross?

 

[Lucille]

He didn’t even bring a woman back from the DEAD!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I took a Maltese lover recently who was trying to convince me this was good.

He is very much WRONG

not even DICK could convince me this is good!

 

[Agneeta]

Did your hate for the song make the Maltese cross?

HPOTW

 

[Soldi]

He needs a haircut

 

[win_the_game]

Why have they thrown so much money at that CRUD?

Absolutely dreadful even for Malta.

 

[Tisch]

He served 0 kant

 

[Soldi]

A Maltese NQ would make my evening

 

[Dark Carnival]

Another faggot?

 

[Lucille]

Why have they thrown so much money at that CRUD?

It’s Malta so let’s assume MONEY LAUNDERING.

 

[Soldi]

He served 0 kant

And 0 points!

 

[Soldi]

Hate Norway but would quite like to sit on his face.

 

[Ellie]

Ooh! Now this is more like it.

 

[GNL]

I think I've met this guy in Superstore.

 

[rhythmbandit]

First man of the evening with SOME CHARISMA.

 

[Suomi]

Omg Zen slept with Chiara

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Omg Zen slept with Chiara

 

[PercyPig]

Hate Norway but would quite like to sit on his face.

It’s giving “grafted 6 hours on Grindr already but he’s close by and looking to meet now”

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Why's he wearing fishing waders?

 

[FetchFugly]

He's quite off-putting but competent with it.

 

[Agneeta]

I actually don't mind this.

Reminds me of that San Marino song Stripper.

 

[Music]

Måneskin from Temu.

 

[Tisch]

He's got a good voice and is very LOUD yet it seems so static

 

[Lucille]

He's quite off-putting but competent with it.

Where did you find you find my annual review?

 

[lolly]

The band are putting me off this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Level up your orc PERVERT.

I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear:

 

[Tisch]

I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear:

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Nice.

 

[dmlaw]

It looks like the UK performance has really moved the needle on the betting odds. We are now favourites to be last on our own.

 

[GNL]

Norway

 

[AlgoAlex]

God did that go on

 

[Soldi]

It’s so hard to call, I’d only say Azerbaijan and Luxembourg are DOA.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I wouldn't mind this qualifying but it's shit.