Eurovision Song Contest 2026: Semi-Final 2 LIVE

[Dark Carnival]

bottoms:

Czechia
Latvia
Luxembourg
Ukraine
Malta

 

[Madison]

I predict these NQs:

Azerbaijan
Luxembourg
Armenia
Switzerland
Cyprus

 

[PercyPig]

Apple/Google pay has really changed paying for stuff! That was so easily done and wasn’t cloying for fucking every single bit of information.

 

[GNL]

This was my ranking in the end.

12 Australia
10 Denmark
8 Armenia
7 Bulgaria
6 Norway
5 Ukraine
- France
4 Romania
- United Kingdom
3 Switzerland
2 Cyprus
1 Albania

 

[Soldi]

12 Australia
10 Denmark
08 Albania
07 Romania
06 Bulgaria
05 Cyprus
04 Latvia
03 Switzerland
02 Ukraine
01 Armenia

 

[Lucille]

British woman not dead!

 

[lolly]

Well, if I was considering voting for France, now I won't be

 

[Soldi]

Why is some posh English uni student hosting the green room suddenly?

 

[Lucille]

This word salad from France.

 

[Lucille]

This word salad from France.

Salade*

 

[PercyPig]

Didn’t Emily in Paris do a whole episode on Regarde?

 

[Ellie]

She’s 17 and her first Eurovision memory was from 38 years ago

 

[Tisch]

This word salad from France.

Looking into the CAMERA and not at boring Emily

This is so awkward what's happening

 

[Lucille]

Her first memory was Celine Dion? Not even I was alive then girl!

 

[Tisch]

No seriously who's daughter is this girl, who is she and what is she doing?

 

[FetchFugly]

"His little face..."

NO

 

[Lucille]

He’s giving Kate Butch.

 

[hyperwoof]

I sort of feel like actually the only way this year can get redemption is by Australia winning.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Get your Viennese Waltz practice in, Delta!

 

[dmlaw]

She’s 17 and her first Eurovision memory was from 38 years ago

She was probably doing rewatches during lockdown, like we all were.

 

[PercyPig]

Awww Delta and her husband

 

[PercyPig]

The clip they chose for Australia was rubbish though it popped off way better than that.

 

[Soldi]

So you could vote with another card..

 

[lolly]

Oh no

 

[lolly]

Please no

 

[Lucille]

Very excited for JJ’s new single and another quiz skit

 

[PercyPig]

I hope they gave Angelra some answers

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, fuck, the quiz. Can we not have the Look Mum No Computer video again?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Rylan queen on the quiz.

 

[Lucille]

So you could vote with another card..

Yes they made a big song and dance about making voting more fair whilst simultaneously making it much more easily exploitable!

 

[hyperwoof]

I FEELZ SPECIALS THAT WE R THEE QUIZ

 

[Soldi]

Is it the same questions from Tuesday?

 

[Soldi]

Yes they made a big song and dance about making voting more fair whilst simultaneously making it much more easily exploitable!

it’s fine I gave Albania another £1.50

 

[Lucille]

Yes they made a big song and dance about making voting more fair whilst simultaneously making it much more easily exploitable!

You need separate e-mails but they don’t have to be verified, I could’ve easily voted 50 times.

 

[dmlaw]

That lady’s first ever prop at Eurovision was clearly a massive dildo.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You need separate e-mails but they don’t have to be verified, I could’ve easily have voted 50 times.

I'm sure Martin Green will be absolutely fine with it though

 

[wendy the Go_At]

An I-ren

 

[dmlaw]

Why are these cunts hammering on the buzzers before the questions are asked? This quiz has less integrity than the Eurovision voting.

 

[PercyPig]

Yes they made a big song and dance about making voting more fair whilst simultaneously making it much more easily exploitable!

Guess it’s a compromise between ease of use (which it deffo was) and some minor fiddling.

Virtual/Temp cards can be identified and blocked. Wonder if that was the case here.

 

[Lucille]

Why are they doing the same (terrible) bit two shows in a row?