Family Fortunes 2021 (Alla's edition) - Round 1 questions

[Alla]

PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS ANSWERS OR ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT ANY QUESTION. Discussing questions IN ANY WAY or posting funny answers in this thread or whatever will get you disqualified.


ROUND ONE

1. Name something edible that is very hot
2. Name an animal that likes to dig
3. Name a musical instrument that you might use to refer to a part of your body
4. Name a word that a youtuber might use a lot in their videos
5. Name a solo singer that was popular in the 60s
6. Name something that is uncomfortable to sit on
7. Name a word that you would use to describe your best friend
8. Name a song with lyrics (partial or totally) in Spanish
9. Name something that you associate with Italy
10. Name something a school on a really tight budget might not have money for

 

[Alla]

PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS ANSWERS OR ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT ANY QUESTION. If you don't understand anything, that's your problem, I don't care. Discussing questions or giving funny answers will get you disqualified, and I don't do warnings. I'm looking at you, @ButterTart, you've been warned.

 

[Alla]

Spoiler: RULES

· There will be a total of five rounds with ten questions each.
· PM me with your answers to the questions above. The aim is to pick what you think will be the most popular answer.
· Discussing answers or questions in any way is strictly forbidden.
· You may be penalised for giving ambiguous answers. If there is clear ambiguity in an answer, it will be treated as distinct from its possible interpretations. I recommend you to be specific and clear. My decision is final.
· At the end of the round, you will score a point for your answer and an extra point for every other person who picked the same answer as you. At the end of five rounds, the winner of the championship will be the one with the most points.
· The answer doesn't have to be correct. You will only score 0 in case you answer something the question specifies you can't (in "Other than yellow, name a color", you will score 0 if your answer is yellow)
· I may not accept a set of totally absurd answers.

Hola and welcome to another fabulous edition of Family Fortunes with your favourite host, Alla I said I'd never host this again because I wasn't going to be able to come up with good enough questions. Well, I was wrong. You know how to play, but still you have the rules above with some extra details. (-Alla, how many rounds in total? -Check the rules, darling).

And that's all, let's play Family Fortunes, good luck!

This round closes at 17:00 Sunday 19 September (UK time). Results on Monday.

 

[RJN]

No funny answers is difficult given question 6

 

[ButterTart]

This thread title is reminding me of Rolling in the Deep (Aretha’s version).

 

[Alla]

I must speak CHINESE Good luck in round 2, RJN

 

[Alla]

I repeat:

PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS ANSWERS OR ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT ANY QUESTION. If you don't understand anything, that's your problem, I don't care. Discussing questions or giving funny answers will get you disqualified, and I don't do warnings

 

[RJN]

Good luck in round 2, RJN

Thanks! I’m terrible at this game so I’ll need it

 

[RJN]

Speaking of, good luck getting the stick out of your ass

 

[Marina Salty]

No funny answers is difficult given question 6

Instantly thought of penises and dickies when reading it.

 

[Alla]

What's wrong with you?

 

[OutSynk]

I repeat:

PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS ANSWERS OR ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT ANY QUESTION. If you don't understand anything, that's your problem, I don't care. Discussing questions or giving funny answers will get you disqualified, and I don't do warnings

 

[OutSynk]

OK an Alla hosted ASFM now pls

 

[Alla]

2 people already disqualified from round 1. This is your chance to win @Rita when I disqualify everybody else

 

[rhythmbandit]

Question one is open to interpretation if by hot as in spicy or hot as in cooked through.

THAT WASN'T ME ASKING IT WAS JUST A STATEMENT.

 

[OutSynk]

Instantly thought of penises and dickies when reading it.

Why would those be uncomfortable for this lot?

 

[Alla]

3 and counting. This is going to be easy to do.

 

[Kate]

*Alla deletes thread before teatime*

 

[Alla]

Tempted, tbh.

 

[Ellie]

Keeping my TRAP SHUT now

 

[Alla]

Good.

 

[Zu]

IM IN AND IM GUNNA WIN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

giving funny answers

Someone knows their target audience.

I WILL NOT BE TOLD WHAT TO DO, AND YOU WILL APPRECIATE MY RESPONSE REGARDLESS

 

[OutSynk]

Someone knows their target audience.

I WILL NOT BE TOLD WHAT TO DO, AND YOU WILL APPRECIATE MY RESPONSE REGARDLESS

Good luck in round 2

 

[RJN]

Only on Moopy is this game being taken more seriously than 9/11

 

[Alla]

WTF? I'm talking about giving funny answers here in the thread, you can be as funny as you want in you answers.

 

[OutSynk]

Anxious to see who will get SHOT DEAD next.

 

[Zu]

I'm looking at you, @ButterTart, you've been warned.

Luckily I'll be on hand to give the plump slag LIVE IN-LOUNGE ARSE SLAPPINGS if he's naughty

 

[Marina Salty]

Anxious to see who will get SHOT DEAD next.

Me too but let's just be quiet cause I don't want to feel responsible for more innocent victims.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have entered and received a like, which I assume means I haven't been disqualified

 

[big ron]

The aggression from Alla is world class. Straight out of the gates and no fucking about.

 

[ButterTart]

Only on Moopy is this game being taken more seriously than 9/11

There’s been far more loss of life in the Family Fortunes threads over the years, let’s be honest.

 

[Alla]

The aggression from Alla is world class. Straight out of the gates and no fucking about.

There is no aggression other than you trying to make it look like it, are you ok? I just don't want another case of BT giving answers and ruining the game.

 

[Iguana]

I feel like this might be the round to make my Family Fortunes debut.

 

[Zu]

I just don't want another case of BT giving answers and ruining the game.

Oh I didn't know this had happened

By the way everyone, the correct answer to the first question is SNOW

 

[ButterTart]

There is no aggression other than you trying to make it look like it, are you ok? I just don't want another case of BT giving answers and ruining the game.

That happened one time
Okay, maybe more than that but I’ve learnt from it and I’m a better person now, except for my addiction to poisoning horses.

 

[big ron]

I often use capital red letters in a large font to convey tranquillity and passiveness in my writing.

 

[Alla]

I often use capital red letters in a large font to convey tranquillity and passiveness in my writing.

Oh that's way too much, I know, but 3 people failed to read properly, I don't want to disqualify anyone else. Just trying to help. x

 

[Zu]

Are there prizes? I'm crying out for a new TOP HAT but a box of crispy pancakes will do nicely if funds don't suffice for PRICEY COUTURE

 

[RJN]

Are there prizes? I'm crying out for a new TOP HAT but a box of crispy pancakes will do nicely if funds don't suffice for PRICEY COUTURE

The prize is not getting murdered