Family Fortunes 2025, Third Edition - Results TONIGHT 7PM

[Inner Smile]

How the fuck was salt n vinegar top???

 

[Lucille]

Well it’s over.

 

[Inner Smile]

Nobody eats salt and vinegar

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Question 9: Name an item you would find in a pantry

Flour: 7 Points
Ellie
Halli
Ill Advised
jyxz
Kala
Lucille
Music

Pasta: 4 Points
Dark Carnival
dmlaw
Iguana
Indie

Tinned Food: 3 Points
Rita
Suedehead
Tisch

Bread: 3 Points
disneyteletubby
Jacques
Soldi

Eggs: 3 Points
funky
ManicKangaroo
VV

Onions
Inner Smile

Saucepan
Sardonicus

Buttertart
Penelope

Wine
Marina Salty

Butter
VoR

Bowl
Joseph

Beans
Berly

Jam
Finn

 

[Lucille]

Poor Penelope.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Place	Name	Points
1	Ill Advised	106
2	VV	103
3	Iguana	96
3	Tisch	96
5	Dark Carnival	90
6	ManicKangaroo	89
7	jyxz	87
7	Lucille	87
9	Rita	86
10	dmlaw	85
10	Halli	85
10	Music	85
13	Ellie	84
14	funky	82
14	Indie	82
16	Inner Smile	77
17	Soldi	75
18	Kala	73
19	VoR	72
20	Berly	71
21	Marina Salty	67
22	Suedehead	66
23	Jacques	62
23	Joseph	62
23	Sardonicus	62
26	Finn	60
27	disneyteletubby	51
28	Penelope	9

 

[Inner Smile]

Aw no

 

[Penelope]

Poor Penelope.

I think I might be able to make it to 10 points!

 

[Inner Smile]

Wine in the pantry? Fuck off

 

[Soldi]

Was going to go for PASTA

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Question 10: Name a game that might cause arguments

Monopoly: 20 Points
Berly
dmlaw
Ellie
Finn
funky
Iguana
Ill Advised
Indie
Inner Smile
Joseph
jyxz
Kala
ManicKangaroo
Music
Rita
Sardonicus
Soldi
Suedehead
Tisch
VoR

Family Fortunes: 2 Points
Dark Carnival
Jacques

Truth or Dare: 2 Points
Marina Salty
VV

Scrabble
Lucille

Football
disneyteletubby

ANAL
Penelope

Naked Twister
Halli

 

[Suedehead]

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!!

 

[Inner Smile]

This is terrible, I thought I was gonna do good

 

[Suedehead]

J/K

 

[Sardonicus]

Worst result ever.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Place	Name	Points
1	Ill Advised	126
2	Iguana	116
2	Tisch	116
4	ManicKangaroo	109
5	jyxz	107
6	Rita	106
7	dmlaw	105
7	Music	105
7	VV	105
10	Ellie	104
11	funky	102
11	Indie	102
13	Inner Smile	97
14	Soldi	95
15	Kala	93
16	Dark Carnival	92
16	VoR	92
18	Berly	91
19	Lucille	88
20	Halli	86
20	Suedehead	86
22	Joseph	82
22	Sardonicus	82
24	Finn	80
25	Marina Salty	69
26	Jacques	64
27	disneyteletubby	52
28	Penelope	10

 

[Penelope]

I think I might be able to make it to 10 points!

YAY

 

[Joseph]

Well well well

 

[Soldi]

Who the fuck argues over SCRABBLE?!

 

[Penelope]

As if all the ANAL voters abandoned me on that one!

 

[Soldi]

As if all the ANAL voters abandoned me on that one!

Too busy fingering after buying property on Mayfair

 

[Lucille]

Who the fuck argues over SCRABBLE?!

ME SWEETHEART.

 

[Penelope]

ME SWEETHEART.

LABUBU is NOT A WORD

 

[Lucille]

LABUBU is NOT A WORD

It’s a LIFESTYLE!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Question 11: Name something you would do in an airport to pass the time

Drink: 15 Points
Berly
dmlaw
Finn
Halli
Iguana
Indie
Inner Smile
Jacques
Kala
ManicKangaroo
Music
Rita
Sardonicus
Soldi
VoR

Shop: 5 Points
disneyteletubby
Ellie
funky
jyxz
VV

ANAL: 4 Points
Dark Carnival
Lucille
Marina Salty
@Penelope (VINDICATED)

Read
Suedehead
Tisch

Play Games on Phone
Ill Advised

Watch YouTube
Joseph

 

[Penelope]

GET IN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Which means our scoreboard going into the final question is:

Place	Name	Points
1	Iguana	131
2	Ill Advised	127
3	ManicKangaroo	124
4	Rita	121
5	dmlaw	120
5	Music	120
7	Tisch	118
8	Indie	117
9	Inner Smile	112
9	jyxz	112
11	Soldi	110
11	VV	110
13	Ellie	109
14	Kala	108
15	funky	107
15	VoR	107
17	Berly	106
18	Halli	101
19	Sardonicus	97
20	Dark Carnival	96
21	Finn	95
22	Lucille	92
23	Suedehead	88
24	Joseph	83
25	Jacques	79
26	Marina Salty	73
27	disneyteletubby	57
28	Penelope	14

 

[Sardonicus]

IA has CHOKED AT THE LAST!

 

[Penelope]

I just know this is the one where I score 118 points and win at the last moment

 

[Lucille]

It’s almost TOO MUCH TO BEAR!

 

[Suedehead]

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

 

[Suedehead]

 

[disneyteletubby]

Oh dear I started well, but penultimate is alright.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Question 12: Name someone Scottish

Nicola Sturgeon: 11 Points
Dark Carnival
disneyteletubby
funky
Indie
Inner Smile
jyxz
Kala
Music
Rita
Suedehead
Tisch

L*l*: 5 Points (though should be ZERO!)
Berly
dmlaw
Jacques
Lucille
VoR

ZenGiraffe: 3 Points
Finn
Iguana
Soldi

David Tennant: 2 Points
Joseph
ManicKangaroo

Penelope's GCHQ Handler
Penelope

Billy Connolly
Ellie

Jimmy Krankie
VV

Robert Burns
Ill Advised

Sharleen Spiteri
Halli

Alex Salmond
Marina Salty

Andy Murray
Sardonicus

 

[Tisch]

Lol, I mostly fucked it, started coming third out of nowhere, then fucked it again because I didn't think of DRINKING

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Inner Smile]

I'm improving

 

[Suedehead]

When's the next one then

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Which means our final scoreboard is:

Place	Poster	Points
1	Iguana	134
2	Rita	132
3	Music	131
4	Tisch	129
5	Ill Advised	128
5	Indie	128
7	ManicKangaroo	126
8	dmlaw	125
9	Inner Smile	123
9	jyxz	123
11	Kala	119
12	funky	118
13	Soldi	113
14	VoR	112
15	Berly	111
15	VV	111
17	Ellie	110
18	Dark Carnival	107
19	Halli	102
20	Suedehead	99
21	Finn	98
21	Sardonicus	98
23	Lucille	97
24	Joseph	85
25	Jacques	84
26	Marina Salty	74
27	disneyteletubby	68
28	Penelope	15

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CONGRATULATIONS @Iguana