Fantasy Playlist FINALS - Iguana

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Hiya moopy, please have a peruse through this lovingly curated playlist... and then judge the fuck out of it. Rate each song and then rate the overall playlist concept. And the accompanying story.

Playlist 1 of 3: Iguana says "I'M COMING OUT"

I was 17 and hadn’t yet come out to one of my friends. She wanted me to meet her new boyfriend, Sam, so we met up at the beach in Brighton (my hometown). Sam was a pretentious punk prick. I tried to get on his good side by professing my love for Patti Smith, but to no avail. Sam did not like me. I had something of an advantage as I was on home turf and he wasn’t from Brighton, so I tried to be a good host but I quickly felt like an unwanted third wheel. At one stage I got my friend a drink – she remembers it as a hot chocolate, I think it was a coffee – and he hit the roof, saying he was more than capable of getting a drink for his girlfriend. Jealous prick.

My friend tried to put Sam’s mind at ease by blurting out that I was gay, thinking I wasn’t but that Sam would be happier if I was. She carried this on in a rather indelicate way and it made me want to say something but it became a bit of a joke. I cared what she thought of me and didn’t like that she didn’t know everything about me. Finally, when she made another joke about me being gay, my response was, “Well, actually…”. Ultimately it did wonders for our friendship and we felt free to speak openly to each other about everything. 15+ years later, that is still the case!

Sam was quickly ditched. What a prick.





00 Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out
00 The Killers - Sam's Town
00 Patti Smith - Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
00 Fatboy Slim - You're Not From Brighton
00 Freemasons ft Bailey Tzuke - Uninvited
00 Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
00 All Saints - Black Coffee
00 Nick Jonas - Jealous
00 Will Young - Jealousy
00 Kylie Minogue - Say Something
00 Twenty-One Pilots - Stressed Out
00 Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me
00 N-Trance - Set You Free
00 Ultra Nate - Free
00 Kelly Clarkson - Stronger

00 Kelly Clarkson - Wrapped In Red
00 Ella Fitzgerald - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
00 Amy Winehouse - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
00 Matty G & Lil Winter - Tories Out For Christmas

00 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 and 5)
 
You've not seen mine yet, but Kate and IguanMoreSleep's stories are much better than mine. My songs are better though.
 
I'm glad I had the non Top 40 rule for Christmas. Some inspired choices across all 3 playlists.
 
Playing this now and was wondering wtf "You Sexy Thing" was about - then remembered the hot chocolate/coffee bit :D
 
"You're Not From Brighton" being a song title after reading that story is hilarious; its so specific
 
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09 Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out
08 The Killers - Sam's Town
09 Patti Smith - Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
09 Fatboy Slim - You're Not From Brighton *great new discovery!*
10 Freemasons ft Bailey Tzuke - Uninvited
04 Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
10 All Saints - Black Coffee
09 Nick Jonas - Jealous
10 Will Young - Jealousy
10 Kylie Minogue - Say Something
07 Twenty-One Pilots - Stressed Out
07 Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me
08 N-Trance - Set You Free
09 Ultra Nate - Free
09 Kelly Clarkson - Stronger

10 Vaity Fary - Diso Christas *also great new discovery!*
08 Kelly Clarkson - Wrapped In Red
05 Ella Fitzgerald - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
07 Amy Winehouse - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus *love Amy and her voice but this is not the one*
04 Matty G & Lil Winter - Tories Out For Christmas

15 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 and 5)
 
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This story is actually an EXCLSUIVE PREVIEW as the friend in question is publishing an autobiographical book in May which actually includes this very story.

She refers to the drink in question as hot chocolate so I feel like she's really won the argument, unless I can get a competing version somehow published. @Beverley to introduce me to a publisher please
 
08 Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out
02 The Killers - Sam's Town
04 Patti Smith - Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
05 Fatboy Slim - You're Not From Brighton
07 Freemasons ft Bailey Tzuke - Uninvited
05 Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
09 All Saints - Black Coffee
10 Nick Jonas - Jealous
10 Will Young - Jealousy
10 Kylie Minogue - Say Something
06 Twenty-One Pilots - Stressed Out
09 Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me
10 N-Trance - Set You Free
09 Ultra Nate - Free
04 Kelly Clarkson - Stronger

06 Vanty Faiy - Diso Chrismas
06 Kelly Clarkson - Wrapped In Red
10 Ella Fitzgerald - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
08 Amy Winehouse - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
00 Matty G & Lil Winter - Tories Out For Christmas

20 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 and 5)
 
Thanks @funky (apart from for the ones with low scores, but I'm not able to divorce you)

Must admit I thought the Fatboy Slim would be up your street!
 
God I used to hate Fatboy Slim. I think it’s because he used to lean heavily on hip hop for his samples and loops, so I’m probably just a bit of a purist. I find that he goes to the well too often and overdoes the loop technique and it gets very repetitive.

not that I’m PICKY
 
I haven't listened to the Christmas ones yet, I was going to do them together with dmlaw's :disco:
 
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08 Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out
02 The Killers - Sam's Town
06 Patti Smith - Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
07 Fatboy Slim - You're Not From Brighton
10 Freemasons ft Bailey Tzuke - Uninvited
08 Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
10 All Saints - Black Coffee
06 Nick Jonas - Jealous
07 Will Young - Jealousy
07 Kylie Minogue - Say Something
04 Twenty-One Pilots - Stressed Out
08 Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me
06 N-Trance - Set You Free
07 Ultra Nate - Free
07 Kelly Clarkson - Stronger

08 Vanty Fary - Diso Chrismas
01 Kelly Clarkson - Wrapped In Red
09 Ella Fitzgerald - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
03 Amy Winehouse - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
07 Matty G & Lil Winter - Tories Out For Christmas

15 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 and 5)

just like dmlaw's there were a lot I had never heard before, and a few I wish I still hadn't. but you've reminded me how much of a slut I am for Freemasons so thanks! :su2: is the Kylie song one of the new ones? it's a pretty good song but I will never warm to her cold vocals. and poor Amy Winehouse, I love that song but it sounds like a SNL sketch :D
 
God I used to hate Fatboy Slim. I think it’s because he used to lean heavily on hip hop for his samples and loops, so I’m probably just a bit of a purist. I find that he goes to the well too often and overdoes the loop technique and it gets very repetitive.

not that I’m PICKY

I thought this one sounded a bit like it could be a Groove Armada song though. But I have an untrained ear in this department so I should :emoji_zipper_mouth:
 
just like dmlaw's there were a lot I had never heard before, and a few I wish I still hadn't. but you've reminded me how much of a slut I am for Freemasons so thanks! :su2: is the Kylie song one of the new ones? it's a pretty good song but I will never warm to her cold vocals.

It is! It takes a few listens but I find it glorious now.

As a huge fan of Alanis' Uninvited, I didn't really get the Freemasons version at the time but I have grown to love it :disco:
 
09 Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out
03 The Killers - Sam's Town
01 Patti Smith - Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
07 Fatboy Slim - You're Not From Brighton
10 Freemasons ft Bailey Tzuke - Uninvited
07 Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
08 All Saints - Black Coffee
10 Nick Jonas - Jealous
06 Will Young - Jealousy
03 Kylie Minogue - Say Something
08 Twenty-One Pilots - Stressed Out
09 Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me
10 N-Trance - Set You Free
09 Ultra Nate - Free
09 Kelly Clarkson - Stronger

10 Vanty Fary - Diso Chrismas
00 Kelly Clarkson - Wrapped In Red
04 Ella Fitzgerald - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
03 Amy Winehouse - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
06 Matty G & Lil Winter - Tories Out For Christmas

15 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 and 5)
 
09 Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out
03 The Killers - Sam's Town
01 Patti Smith - Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
07 Fatboy Slim - You're Not From Brighton
10 Freemasons ft Bailey Tzuke - Uninvited
07 Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
08 All Saints - Black Coffee
10 Nick Jonas - Jealous
06 Will Young - Jealousy
03 Kylie Minogue - Say Something
08 Twenty-One Pilots - Stressed Out
09 Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me
10 N-Trance - Set You Free
09 Ultra Nate - Free
09 Kelly Clarkson - Stronger

10 Vanty Fary - Diso Chrismas
00 Kelly Clarkson - Wrapped In Red
04 Ella Fitzgerald - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
03 Amy Winehouse - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
06 Matty G & Lil Winter - Tories Out For Christmas

15 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 and 5)

That could have gone a LOT worse. Thanking you x
 
While we’re all online please take some time to garner at Iguana, thank you :)
 

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