Fantasy Playlist FINALS - Kate

[funky]

Hiya moopy, please have a peruse through this lovingly curated playlist... and then judge the fuck out of it. Rate each song and then rate the overall playlist concept. And the accompanying story.

Playlist 2 of 3: Kate is being a "PANDERING FAG HAG"

In the summer of 2012, three girls and a large gaggle of gays made a voyage to the sleepy seaside village of Brighton, England for the then Miss @Star's Hindu Hen Do. It was drunken and it was FABULOUS.

On the Friday night there was booze, there was dancing in the luxury apartment, and there were wigs. So many wigs. Vile fake news reports of someone vomiting out of the window onto the ground floor flat's conservatory were hotly disputed.

Saturday however was OUT OUT day. Much TALANT was displayed at Lucky Voice karaoke, including a special and deeply touching performance by @Sheena of "I've Never Been To Hee". And then we heard the call of the disco, so off to the south coast's premier nightspots it was. In the DRAMA stakes, poor Slave falling on his arse during a dance-off with @dUb to Cheryl was later eclipsed by Molicious losing her coat with her phone in it. Much distress ensued.

There was also some sex, but we don't need songs for that.

This has been a cautionary tale for the organisers of the post-Covid Manchester Moopmeet, brought to you by Pandering FagHag Industries.



00 Erasure - Star
00 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
00 Loreen - Euphoria
00 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
00 The B-52s - Wig
00 Nicki Minaj - Starships
00 Blackstreet - No Diggity
00 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
00 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
00 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
00 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
00 De'Lacy - Hideaway
00 Cheryl - Call My Name
00 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
00 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

00 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
00 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
00 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
00 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
00 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

00 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)

 

[Star]

Yay! <3

 

[Iguana]

Aaaw heartwarming! Can't wait to listen. Both our stories are based in Brighton

 

[Kate]

@Dr Lecter @TomLondon @dUb Actually @WhatElfar @Molicious @Tinu @cwej @Slave @Mats @Eileen @Jonfessions @VoR @Ag hai

 

[funky]

I love how Kate's playlist is called "funky's semi"

I've got one now just for you, Kate

 

[Mats]

who did the SEXY SEXY? was it funky and Eileen again?

 

[Mats]

will listen tomorrow

 

[Kate]

Eileen got off with Tinu and I'm sure there were other shenanigans as well but I can't remember who, even after reading the thread back!

 

[Star]

I'm sure @Dr Lecter spunked.

 

[Mats]

I missed it all

 

[Kate]

You stayed at Ag's, didn't you?

 

[Kate]

Sadly I couldn't find a non-shit song to represent Ag and I having a cheeky spliff outside the flat.

 

[Mats]

You stayed at Ag's, didn't you?

I did! lovely little cottage

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I did! lovely little cottage

It was a terrace, but cottage why not?

 

[Star]

I've still got that willy hoopla somewhere

 

[funky]

I did not nor have I ever had the sexy sexy with Eileen!

I might have received a bit of blowy blowy from someone, but that's HARDLY UNUSUAL

 

[Kate]

I still have THESE! (now with name blurred out for privacy)

 

[Whatevar]

Jonfessions blew Dr Lecter innit

 

[Whatevar]

And dUb and Dr L spent the night in the same hotel room but “nothing happened”. Slags.

 

[funky]

Oh I’ve done a fair bit of “nothing happened” in my time!

 

[Mats]

It was a terrace, but cottage why not?

I don't know that many fancy house words

 

[Tisch]

Sat here thinking "oh this is nice! Ooh it's got a beat too, who is this modern sensation I wonder?" and it's FUCKING KIDS. Kate, are you feeling alright?

 

[Kate]

It's such a banger I almost entered it for ASFM, but yes I thought the CHILDREN aspect might put people off!

I considered the Marsheaux one as well.

 

[Tisch]

06 Erasure - Star
07 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
10 Loreen - Euphoria
10 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
02 The B-52s - Wig
10 Nicki Minaj - Starships
06 Blackstreet - No Diggity
08 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
10 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
10 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
09 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
09 De'Lacy - Hideaway
10 Cheryl - Call My Name
08 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
10 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

08 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
09 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
05 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
05 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
08 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

15 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)

 

[funky]

I can't wait to rate this one. The term HIGHS AND LOWS has never been so applicable

 

[funky]

06 Erasure - Star
05 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
06 Loreen - Euphoria
05 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
02 The B-52s - Wig
02 Nicki Minaj - Starships
10 Blackstreet - No Diggity
06 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
06 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
03 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
04 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
10 De'Lacy - Hideaway
00 Cheryl - Call My Name
00 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
06 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

08 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
00 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
10 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
08 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
06 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

20 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)


Jesus @Kate how GAY MAN are you

and you didn’t just choose a Europop version of a traditional carol? Somewhere in my memory my headmistress is throwing a blackboard duster at your head and sending you for 20 lashings of the long ruler ...​

 

[Kate]

I'm sad you didn't like it

 

[funky]

Didn’t like what?

 

[Kate]

The Europop carol!

 

[funky]

Oh

have we met?

 

[Kate]

I'd have CUT A BITCH if you hadn't given No Diggity 10 though, since you & dUb were the ones that did it

 

[dUb]

00 Cheryl - Call My Name

Spoiler

 

[Mats]

omg I love the Cherly one

putting this playlist on tomorrow to power me through the last few hours of work this year

 

[ZenGiraffe]

07 Erasure - Star
05 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
10 Loreen - Euphoria
09 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
00 The B-52s - Wig
09 Nicki Minaj - Starships
09 Blackstreet - No Diggity
03 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
08 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
08 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
09 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
07 De'Lacy - Hideaway
10 Cheryl - Call My Name
00 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
10 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

08 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
09 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel (Though it almost got a 0 for being children, it is just a banger)
03 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
08 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
05 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

10 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)

 

[Iguana]

@WeihnachZenGiraffe dishing out 9 points to children SHOCKER

 

[Kate]

Darlene Love AGOG at these racist low scores (except noted BLM supporter funky xx)

 

[funky]

 

[funky]

Spoiler

I have, in my elder years, mellowed a lot with my music tastes. I appreciate Kylie, understand the appeal of Eurovision, learnt to respect ABBA, accept that Girls Aloud are pop royalty, look back fondly at The Spice Girls and even allow the love of Steps while not actually ever listening to them.

but there will never, ever be a bar that can plummet so low that CHERLY COLE can get a nod from me

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have, in my elder years, mellowed a lot with my music tastes. I appreciate Kylie, understand the appeal of Eurovision, learnt to respect ABBA, accept that Girls Aloud are pop royalty, look back fondly at The Spice Girls and even allow the love of Steps while not actually ever listening to them.

but there will never, ever be a bar that can plummet so low that CHERLY COLE can get a nod from me

 

[Mats]

01 Erasure - Star
07 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
10 Loreen - Euphoria
08 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
01 The B-52s - Wig
06 Nicki Minaj - Starships
10 Blackstreet - No Diggity
04 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
10 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
05 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
09 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
09 De'Lacy - Hideaway
10 Cheryl - Call My Name
07 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
09 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

07 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
08 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel – it's no doubt Lockdown Syndrome but I really want to hear this at a rubbish rave
08 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
08 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
00 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

20 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)

again Spotify shuffled it beyond recognition but I am happy that I got to start with Marsheaux to get me through the first drab minutes of work rather than Fun For Britain Star by Erasure

when's the next hen do?!