Favourite Taylor Swift Ex?

[jivafox]

 

[RJN]

Favorite for Taylor? Or the one I most want to have sex with?

 

[jivafox]

Favorite for Taylor? Or the one I most want to have sex with?

It’s open to interpretation

 

[Iguana]

Can I vote for Nick Jonas?

 

[jivafox]

Can I vote for Nick Jonas?

Not in this poll.

 

[Iguana]

Not in this poll.

Are you sure about that?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Are you sure about that?

He’s winning already

 

[Tisch]

Can we have visual aids?

 

[RJN]

Jake Gyllenhaal is hot but evil

Connor Kennedy is low-key really hot (his hair )

When I saw the Jonas Brothers this year, Joe was the hottest

Calvin Harris is gorgeous of course

Nick is hot but also didn't date Taylor (YET)

 

[jivafox]

Nick Jonas is overrated and of course Iguana has to infect everywhere with his mediocrity.

 

[GNL]

Jake Gyllenhaal. He's hot, and I don't blame him for not going to Taylor Swift's birthday party. It was probably boring.

 

[RJN]

Jake Gyllenhaal. He's hot, and I don't blame him for not going to Taylor Swift's birthday party. It was probably boring.

counterpoint: its supposed to be fun, turning 21

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well, Style is her best song, but Nick Jonas is .

So I have voted with my dick.

 

[Inner Smile]

Beautiful Harry x

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also, this is a BANGER

 

[Iguana]

counterpoint: its supposed to be fun, turning 21

But there was one thing missing and that was the moment I knew

 

[GNL]

Calvin Harris is the only other one I fancy but he doesn't have Jake's charms.

The Kennedy is alright. Not 'buying up real estate next door to him a month into dating' hot, but comes with the benefit of knowing you might be first lady one day, and you won't have to wait long for the inheritance.

 

[jivafox]

Jake Gyllenhaal <3

 

[RJN]

The Kennedy straightened his hair, so he’s lost his main appeal for me. I voted evil Jake

 

[GNL]

Jake Gyllenhaal <3
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Give him a PIERCING BLUE STARE and I would write my name on his boot.

 

[Pipo]

in which planet is Harry considered beautiful, dear God.

I vote Nick cause I like him so much, Jake comes a close second; Tom Hiddleston is all sorts of awful.

 

[GNL]

Now, having listened to Dear John and read Jessica Simpson's WEIGHTY TOME, John Mayer truly IS evil.

 

[Inner Smile]

Pipe down Pipo, Harry is gorgeous x

 

[RJN]

Its all a matter of perspective. If I knew any of them in real life, I'd be into them. But in this poll, theoretically, I'm more picky

 

[OutSynk]

Nick Jonas

 

[Marina Salty]

Can we have visual aids?

My brain is lacking a mental image for 8 out of 9 at this moment so am gonna say Jake Gyllenhaal.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Was it Harry Styles who gave us Out Of The Woods? Him.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Nick Jonas is overrated and of course Iguana has to infect everywhere with his mediocrity.

 

[SystemAddict]

Karlie Kloss missing from this shamefully heteronormative vox pop.

 

[Pipo]

Taylor Swift GAY?

 

[Devil]

Oh Jake is so hot, in me now

But she’s bagged quite a few attractive ones

 

[OutSynk]

Can we have visual aids?

 

[Tisch]

Thanks, I approve of this.

 

[Pipo]

can we have a drooling reaction then?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The one


The only

Spoiler

 

[Pipo]

Bleurgh!