Festival Di Soldi - Semi Final 1 - Playlists & Recap CLOSES WEDNESDAY 10TH JUNE 12PM

[COB]

Bet this is @Jacques (disguised as a school)

 

[Kate]

OMG she WAS the bunny So PROFOUND

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He isn't old enough to have lost his virginity. He is fooling nobody

 

[Lucille]

What twink fucker entered this

 

[Alla]

A (barely legal) man!

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Jacques IS IT

100%

 

[Beverley]

How important are lyrics?

Gooped

 

[Kate]

FFS can't we have one of these competitions without the JAILBAIT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If this is child molester @Jacques again...

 

[win_the_game]

Who was the twinkfucker that sent the jailbait pair last time? They must surely be behind this.

 

[Iguana]

A man!

BARELY

 

[Tisch]

A man!

*Boy

 

[OutSynk]

WHERE do you girls GET this shit

 

[Lucille]

The first male of the night and he’s one with a hairless hole ffs.

 

[Alla]

BARELY

I just edited that in

 

[Soldi]

If this is child molester @Jacques again...

Where even is he? Too busy watching Junior Eurovision re runs I presume?

 

[Lucille]

WHERE do you girls GET this shit

The dark web?!

 

[Tisch]

Quite like this!

 

[Alla]

He makes me sick.

 

[RS]

Is this Swedish too? I don’t know if these songs sound familiar because I’ve heard them before or it’s because they’re so utterly generic.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is absolutely gross.

 

[OutSynk]

Is this Swedish too? I don’t know if these songs sound familiar because I’ve heard them before or it’s because they’re so utterly generic.

The latter.

 

[Dark Carnival]

METRIC!

 

[Soldi]

09 Georgia - Metric - Love You Back

 

[win_the_game]

The first male of the night and he’s one with a hairless hole ffs.

Jacques really does love smooth boipussy.

 

[Kate]

Ben from A1 is the only person allowed to sing in a twinky voice about being caught in the middle

 

[dmlaw]

This is actually worse than the twink anthem from the last time. At least that one was a decent pop song.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We're being mega trolled!

 

[COB]

I mean it's FINE for what it is, I suppose.

 

[RS]

I can't with TWINK music

Seriously, one of the worst sub genres of pop.

 

[Alla]

Oh this is different. YES (so far).
Edit: well not that much

 

[Iguana]

This DOES look like a Moopyvision karaoke video!

 

[Mugatu]

I'm so glad Helen Worth's haircut isn't a fashionable option for this country's young men anymore, I probably looked like that in about 2010.

 

[Tisch]

Lockdown CHIQUE!

 

[COB]

Oh I like a bit of Metric! I don't know this one though

 

[D5K]

This is actually worse than the twink anthem from the last time. At least that one was a decent pop song.

Oh no this one's way better.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Jacques really does love smooth boipussy.

OMG!!!

 

[Beverley]

IMAGINE if Lady Jacques submitted the twinks for Kala-fest too

 

[cwej]

I'm not sure about this one.

I remember feeling most songs were crap first listen through last time though - then ended up liking loads of them.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My least favourite style of music video. Get a fucking budget for gods sake.