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[Nancy]

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

 

[Nancy]

I wish weather forecasts on the TV would go back to using symbols (sun, rain, cloud etc) rather than satellite images.

 

[Nancy]

It’s not really Christmas today. Sorry if I confused or panicked anyone.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Diddy]

I wish weather forecasts on the TV would go back to using symbols (sun, rain, cloud etc) rather than satellite images.

They’re not on the passports anymore either, I really liked them on there.

Has anyone got the blue passport yet? It feels so CHEAP

 

[Nancy]

They’re not on the passports anymore either, I really liked them on there.

Has anyone got the blue passport yet? It feels so CHEAP

Since when has something like this been on a passport?

 

[Diddy]

Since when has something like this been on a passport?

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It was! On the burgundy ones, it’s sort of hidden in the background of each page

 

[Nancy]

Oh wow! I never knew that!

 

[jyxz]

He’s not wrong @Nancy

 

[Diddy]

But now it’s a sort of crappily glued plastic page that looks shit

 

[big ron]

It’s not really Christmas today. Sorry if I confused or panicked anyone.

Cheers sons crying

 

[Nancy]

He’s not wrong @Nancy

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That’s brilliant!

And look at that well trimmed hedge archway on the right! I’ve never noticed that either.

 

[Nancy]

Cheers sons crying

Get some crackers out and put on paper hats.

 

[Diddy]

He’s not wrong @Nancy

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Don’t doubt me

 

[Star]

Get some crackers out and put on paper hats.

TOP TIPS by Nancy is back

 

[Star]

Mr Star is heading into the office today for the first time in almost 2 years.

Brave Mr Star faces sunlight etc etc

 

[Nancy]

TOP TIPS by Nancy is back

Buying some new fetish gear? Donate your old rubber gimp suits to the elderly to help them keep warm during the winter.

 

[Suomi]

Love assessment week

 

[floppet]

It would've been my dad's birthday today so I've booked the day off work and am taking my mum to the Traffic Centre to shop for mother of the bride and grandmother of the bride outfits and we'll probably get some dinner there too.

Honestly, I'd rather go to work.

 

[Tisch]

Love assessment week
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I get what they're going for with the punchline, but it's like they decided it before hearing the leading question and as a result it doesn't quite work. 6/10.

 

[Sheena]

ONE MORE DAY OF THIS SHIT AND THEN TWO WEEKS OFF

SWEDEN HERE I COME (TOMORROW MORNING )

 

[Alias #23]

Oh wow I can’t believe it’s Christmas already

EXTRA PUDDING FOR ME PLEASE MUM

 

[Alias #23]

A DIAMOND BRACELET and CHANEL BOOTS?

OH SERGEI YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE

 

[ButterTart]

It’s not really Christmas today. Sorry if I confused or panicked anyone.

I’ve spent most of the morning with my hand up a turkey’s arse. I’d like to say it was because I’d read this thread but I won’t let you make a liar of me.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I get what they're going for with the punchline, but it's like they decided it before hearing the leading question and as a result it doesn't quite work. 6/10.

I hope @Suomi will be engaging them in catch-up humour classes (and then teaches them the CHEAP TRICK of CAPITALISING instead of actually thinking of something GENUINELY FUNNY)

 

[Alias #23]

Oh Nana the tree looks lovely but why is there SOIL IN THOSE JAUNTY SOCKS?

 

[Tisch]

I hope @Suomi will be engaging them in catch-up humour classes (and then teaches them the CHEAP TRICK of CAPITALISING instead of actually thinking of something GENUINELY FUNNY)

What ARE you TALKING ABOUT?

 

[Sheena]

I hope @Suomi will be engaging them in catch-up humour classes (and then teaches them the CHEAP TRICK of CAPITALISING instead of actually thinking of something GENUINELY FUNNY)

CHEAP TRICK?

Know your FUCKING place.

 

[Nancy]

A DIAMOND BRACELET and CHANEL BOOTS?

OH SERGEI YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE

Wrapped up in a frozen pizza box!

 

[Star]

It would've been my dad's birthday today so I've booked the day off work and am taking my mum to the Traffic Centre to shop for mother of the bride and grandmother of the bride outfits and we'll probably get some dinner there too.

Honestly, I'd rather go to work.

Not long to go to till the wedding now?

 

[Lucille]

Im quite happy to hold Christmas today, the last two were quite TRAUMATIC.

 

[Lucille]

Hopefully nothing will ruin next Christmas.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I fell into a depressive period last Christmas.

A good reminder not to rely on Christmas for joy.

 

[Nancy]

I have spent the last four Christmas Days alone. Not going to happen again.

But let’s not get MAUDLIN

 

[Nancy]

Oooh, I’ve just joined the library

 

[Christian]

They’re not on the passports anymore either, I really liked them on there.

Has anyone got the blue passport yet? It feels so CHEAP

They feel smaller for some reason and having your picture in it three times feels excessive

 

[Nancy]

They feel smaller for some reason and having your picture in it three times feels excessive

Can you use three different poses?

 

[Christian]

Can you use three different poses?

Or a jaunty hat in one of them?

Sadly not

 

[Diddy]

Can you use three different poses?

I tried to vogue the house down (I’m really into vogueing right now) but they denied my application, the HOMOPHOBES

 

[floppet]

Not long to go to till the wedding now?

8 weeks tomorrow!